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Tech journalist and author. Lifelong antifascist. Opinions are all my own but feel free to borrow. If you need to get in touch, there's a contact form on my website.

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people say it is impossible for a cyber truck to look good

and yet:

06.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Nasdrovia!

06.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently the definition of "young" is now tied to the "Chuck Schumer is middle-aged" benchmark.

06.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude's the worst kind of reply guy.

06.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean we could follow the rupees/rubles/dollars/euros

06.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
WSJ headline says china suspected in breach of fbi surveillance network

WSJ headline says china suspected in breach of fbi surveillance network

Anyone seen Kash Patel today?

06.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Washington Post headline that says Russia is providing intelligence to Iran to target U.S. forces.

Washington Post headline that says Russia is providing intelligence to Iran to target U.S. forces.

This is fine.

06.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Now I really want to hear the president say "Spanish Inquisition" just to hear how mangled those syllables come out.

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 540 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 13208 πŸ” 2553 πŸ’¬ 514 πŸ“Œ 341

I'd go with Fountains of Markwayne, but that's just me.

05.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

From the same collection:

"In keeping with Noem’s preferred protocol, before terminating her, Trump fed her a big bowl of chow, and took her out back behind the barn for one last frolic."

05.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The story I was told: My mother (then 18 years old) was working in a dentist's office, and met a handsome patient -- a 20-year-old Marine who had just returned from fighting in Korea. They were married not long after.

05.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kristi Noem Jokes I Would NEVER Write And I disavow them

Going with @bessbell.bsky.social on this one:

"My only hope is right now Kristi is surrounded by the same grace and support and compassion she showed to immigrant infants and nursing mothers at the border."

substack.com/app-link/pos...

05.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone whose job including doing the deconfliction, this 🧡is 100% on target.

05.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

That ship has sailed. The US has shown it will use the military to extort and bully.

Europe needs to look out for itself. I say this as an American. We are not to be trusted.

05.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Understanding cause and effect (if I hit the snooze button then I’ll get more sleep) and second order thinking (but then I’ll be late for work) are the basics of being an intelligent person.

Unfortunately we decided to elect the dumbest and most spiteful people we could find to the highest offices.

05.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

I was forced to watch TV news when I had breakfast in a diner recently and I strongly resonated with the sentiment that being an intelligent person in America today is like being awake during a surgery.

05.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 1150 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 13
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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 17088 πŸ” 5961 πŸ’¬ 512 πŸ“Œ 493

@judybott.bsky.social

05.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 10711 πŸ” 3253 πŸ’¬ 198 πŸ“Œ 244

A Kuwaiti F-18 could do the funniest thing right now

04.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 2759 πŸ” 421 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 8

β€œThat was a misspoke.”

03.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The VP of Research for post-training at OpenAI is going to Anthropic.

There is now a trickle of both users and employees choosing Anthropic over OpenAI. Sam Altman needs to stop this from becoming a flood.

04.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Has the statute of limitations expired? Because that was flat out murder.

04.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, who among us hasn't made plans that snuck up on us unexpectedly, leaving hundreds of people entrusted to our care stranded overseas as bombs rain down on 10 countries, closing airports and sending energy prices soaring worldwide, and instantly destroying billions in market value?

03.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 811 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

The only way she faces consequences is if Stephen Miller decides to throw her under the bus. And then the only consequence is simply losing her job.

Otherwise these audacious lies would just be forgotten in half a news cycle.

03.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is every bit as gut-bustingly ludicrous as I expected. The tl;dr: Well, Democrats like to TALK about bombing Iran, but Trump actually DID it.

And of course he closes quoting Sen. Fetterman to prove, that Democrats and GOP really think alike.

Save your brain cells.

03.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A headline from the WSJ: if Donald Trump we’re a democrat

A headline from the WSJ: if Donald Trump we’re a democrat

It’s the WSJ Opinion page, and the author is a former speechwriter for George W Bush, so I expect this to be incoherent babble. Should I even bother to read, just for the lulz?

03.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Grow a spine, you feckless cowards.

03.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0