Riot Shalkar

Gonna call it "dysphotoria"

Somehow, Gulp Shitto has returned.

"come" as in orgasm? Your kid doesn't need to know that tbh

"Assigned Cop At Birth"‽

But Black Dynamite, WE sell drugs to the community.gif

It existed since the earliest hominids thought "but... What about this OTHER rock?"

Public speaking is easy: just imagine you're trying to convince a large group of cats that queuing for food in an orderly fashion is the bedrock of civilised society

With all the chaos Trump and Musk are wreaking at the federal level, now is probably the best time to do some clean white collar crime. I'm not saying you should, but if you were gonna do it anyway, use the dust cloud to cover your tracks.

It was during confession and every time he asked me a question I asked him about known incidents of violence, corruption or sinful behaviour by local priests and other church personnel. When I asked him if he was in fact the priest who tried to glass a colleague over missing poor box cash, he swung

Counterpoint: I've managed to be so annoying in such a debate that a priest threw a punch at me. I'd sharpen that advice to "don't try to debate them IN GOOD FAITH" because they will never play in good faith, so why should you?

Go with the secular "scooby dooby dhuit" instead

I'm pretty sure this is because planes are a lot faster than cars. I could be wrong though

We should collectively abbreviated the department of government efficiency as DGE or DoE just to ruin his stupid acronym

I would like to smell all of them please!

🎶 Phone is beeping in the next room
Jack Frost sending you a text 🎵

Bots are starting to make captchas that only make sense for other bots. So it begins.

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Hello, I'm Räklahs, an over-engineered kitchen cabinet organiser that will be used wrongly by 80% of purchasers.

I call it "noodle arms". They feel heavy and awkward and like I need to swing them from the shoulder to get anything done. It's very odd

History Repeats Itself: First as Farce, Then as Tragedy Why the Democrats Are Responsible for Donald Trump’s Return to Power

History Repeats Itself: First as Farce, Then as Tragedy

crimethinc.com/FightTrump2024

Donald Trump has won the 2024 election. That means that we will have to fight many of the battles of 2017-2020 all over again.

In order to understand what we’re up against, let’s look at how we got here.

Next he's gonna be calling a fish "swim-illiterate".

He's gonna fuck the planet.

It's too late.

What about "Invigorating spanking"? Asking for my memoir

What in the star-spangled-titties am I watching?

Rubber goose that goes GHWAAAAAAAAAAA

I didn't cheat, but I did install all the sex mods. Does that count?

Man's would literally build a robot to babysit his kids instead of spending time with them himself.

same scene, "wouldst thou like to limp debizkitly?"

by unpopular demand (literally no one asked for this)

Disco Elysium vibes