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they/them | editor by day, movie watcher by night

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It's worse than we thought, Snake.
New intel confirms that FOX-HOUND has developed several new types of guy.

PTT 840.85 MEMORY It's worse than we thought, Snake. New intel confirms that FOX-HOUND has developed several new types of guy.

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There's psychic gas mask guy. Minigun shaman guy. Weird chameleon guy.
Cat guy - who's also a revolver guy, by the way. That's like two types of guy almost.

PTT 840.85 MEMORY There's psychic gas mask guy. Minigun shaman guy. Weird chameleon guy. Cat guy - who's also a revolver guy, by the way. That's like two types of guy almost.

21.04.2024 05:56 πŸ‘ 425 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

based on ticket prices at the time and box office revenue, it's actually very plausible that the 2019 film Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase was seen by exactly 69,420 people. very proud to have been one of the brave few to have caught this one in theaters

05.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Girl who's into praise kink but also power scaling: but am I a good enough girl to defeat Goku

04.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 1886 πŸ” 747 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 9
M is for maybe this starts with an m
N is for next letter, and that one's an n
E is for easy, like spelling this word
M is for magpie, the stealingest bird
O is for only three more letters to go
N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro
I is for imminent, this poem's end
C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend

M is for maybe this starts with an m N is for next letter, and that one's an n E is for easy, like spelling this word M is for magpie, the stealingest bird O is for only three more letters to go N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro I is for imminent, this poem's end C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend

If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:

04.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 740 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8
Sensei Sergio St. Carlos dancing next to his car. he's had a few small beers.

Sensei Sergio St. Carlos dancing next to his car. he's had a few small beers.

04.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a real fact about me: I completed all the requirements to graduate from high school in 3.5 years. I took a full semester of classes for the final spring semester because I wasn't sure if they'd let me be in any academic clubs if I wasn't enrolled in any classes (and I did not bother asking)

02.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pombon, the new Pokemon fire starter. A Pomeranian with red highlights.

Pombon, the new Pokemon fire starter. A Pomeranian with red highlights.

Greater Dog, a giant dog knight from Undertale.

Greater Dog, a giant dog knight from Undertale.

β€œWhat’s Pombon gonna evolve into.”
β€œI hope it doesn’t get big and humanoid.”
β€œThere’s no way to know what it’s gonna look like.”

It was there all along.

01.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 826 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

I saw the horse anime movie today, which was fun as someone who previously did not know anything specific about the horse girls, but the most exciting part is the fact that at some point Tony Zaret will do a video where knowledge of this movie will be key to deciphering an incomprehensible b-plot.

01.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--"

PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" 

PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

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01.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 2151 πŸ” 675 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6

a movie so good that it's worth living in a world with all the bad attempts to copy it

01.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Quentin Tarantino should have been run out of town for speaking ill of this man

28.02.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 2153 πŸ” 546 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 81
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 18815 πŸ” 8039 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 116
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Growing up is realizing you are Calvin’s dad and it’s a good thing.

28.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
Misato driving and talking on the phone with the caption:
Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th.
Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Misato driving and talking on the phone with the caption: Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Happy Twin Peaks Day.

24.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 456 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

if you think it's bad that KPDH and Frankenstein are getting Criterion Collection releases, that's your opinion, but also: please give me a list of the top 10 new releases you genuinely loved in 2025 that you financially supported in some way, or else I'm going to disregard your opinion

23.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

more and more I'm becoming convinced that a lot of people don't actually like movies β€” they like discourse, and movies are a low-effort way to be part of a spicy conversation. this is about the new Criterion Collection releases, but it's an idea I've been thinking about for several months now.

23.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sharing β€œgenderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

21.02.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 6381 πŸ” 2147 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 49

in about a month and a half, season 2 of Lasagna Cat will be as old as season 1 was when it came out. will we get season 3? I mean, probably not. but anything is possible

20.02.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

frasiers' "freudian slip" move is an effective means of punishing opponents who block his 'fraser punch' at midrange

18.02.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 245 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

this doesn't matter at all, but I hate the "Calvin's Dad explains dichotomies" meme. the original comic is about how rotational velocity vs tangential velocity is strange when you compare two points on a turntable. it has nothing to do with categorizing types of things even a little.

18.02.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, you can lock onto your opponents by pressing the R1 button. Try locking onto this post now.

Ok. Well done. That's all I can teach you. I hear there are other posters that can teach you more advanced techniques out there, but you'll have to find them yourself. Good luck!

17.02.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 2158 πŸ” 779 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 0
A clipping from a newspaper article about PF soups, noting that to a soup-lover, money means little if a truly fine soup is purchased

A clipping from a newspaper article about PF soups, noting that to a soup-lover, money means little if a truly fine soup is purchased

Any of my soupheads out there agree?

16.02.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 8

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

15.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 10965 πŸ” 2783 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 33

one time for an internet challenge I drank seven gallons of milk in a week. it destroyed my spirit. that being said I could go for a creamy pint right about now

14.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the SWERF to TERF to literal Nazi pipeline that Tatsuya Ishida has gone on is truly frightening. there was a point when he seemed to be experiencing real growth from his misogyny era, and now he does comics about antisemitic conspiracies and how women should be subservient tradwives.

14.02.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A guy is smoking weed with his buddy and says to his friend "Michael, I think we might be cartoon characters." Michael, worried says "oh shit, better call Baudrillard." Baudrillard answers the phone and says "haha, no boys. From our perspective, this is reality. The first man says "well, that's a relief. Michael says "thanks Jean". Baudrillard says "no problem, boys. Au revoir." He then thinks to himself "it is nice to be the real Jean Baudrillard."

A guy is smoking weed with his buddy and says to his friend "Michael, I think we might be cartoon characters." Michael, worried says "oh shit, better call Baudrillard." Baudrillard answers the phone and says "haha, no boys. From our perspective, this is reality. The first man says "well, that's a relief. Michael says "thanks Jean". Baudrillard says "no problem, boys. Au revoir." He then thinks to himself "it is nice to be the real Jean Baudrillard."

15.02.2024 15:25 πŸ‘ 1744 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 6

it's the Dire Dire Docks theme from Super Mario 64.

14.02.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way

13.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1612 πŸ” 294 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 10
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MGS4 IS BACK

12.02.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 3875 πŸ” 1745 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 25

I want to see that cat's Criterion Closet picks.

12.02.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0