ranatalus

god I love being a useless piece of shit

H O R N S E if you read it closely

a picture of a table outside of a bar. The shot is surrounded by brick walls on the left and right, with a street visible in the background. A laptop is on the right with a picture of a horse visible. A full beer and a glass of water is on the left. It is sunny

it’s days like these that get me through winter

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

I’m glad youre ok

sending good thoughts

gl on meds whatever they are for!!

being a girl is hard sometimes

reasons i cried this weekend:
- 2 people did something incredibly nice for me
- 1 person told me something i already kinda knew
- watched moulin rouge

god

DAMN

it

IIRC the last runs expect you to start bird-turned one way and end the other

and the funnier you are the more concerned I am about your real life

I think the DSP also does it at slow speeds

and now that I’m thinking about it, I think Rising Fire Hawk can be done that way if you don’t do the footswitching

Orchestra groove is probably the slowest to learn yeah. Ubertreffen is hard lmao

cartoon heroes has it too. Uhhhh LiaSW has one or two I think

astrogazer CSP has one near the end lmao

I’ll think more about this and let you know

dunkin on these hoes

wait that’s the wrong fast food place

what is your favorite trait or quality about yourself? Like the thing you’re most proud of or similar

too banger of a tweet for 6am

A cropped screenshot of a flight receipt reading: Tax U.S. 9/11 Security Fee $ 11.20

Why are we still paying the 9/11 fee if you don’t get to see feet at the airport anymore?

In 2026, there will be no Mistake on the Lake 7. Over the years, OhioDDR has become a huge organization. MotL is no exception! With an ownership change, we're busy focusing on taking inventory, filing taxes, moving accounts... It would be too much on our plates to also deliver what MotL truly needs.

I just looked at ristaccia DPA

what the fuck

if it’s a fight for real I am assuming those burgers are disintegrating like a spacex rocket

I love when the McDonald’s employees are shouting curses at each other and you can’t tell if it’s casual or if you’re gonna need to dodge stray burgers

yeah but what if they want to be paid. Or even worse—develop MORALS

TRUE

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#私を作ったマジック9枚 #My9MTGCards

i'm reacting so normally

DOUBLE TROUBLE
DDR Doubles Tournament
May 30-31, 2026
Round 1 Great Lakes Mall, Mentor, OH
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I don’t even know the right words to use to describe how great you look

aside from when i have literally no other options, i won't shop at target again until they are force-femming republicans in the mini-starbucks storage room

even entertaining the possibility of losing a carrier would require the regime to acknowledge the US is not the best at everything ever in the world and they lack...everything needed to even consider such a thing

and thats without addressing that they probably think they're divinely ordained to win

Oh no