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Everett "Eclipse" Darling. he/him. the core concepts that cryptocurrency and genAI rely on are fundamentally harmful. I make mods for Transformers (2004) (PS2), sometimes. https://www.twitch.tv/everettdarling

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he has the high ground

10.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no, no... they... they must've been trolling, of course. a little ha-ha funny. Surely, they jest...

Surely.

09.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sarumon at the cuck orb

08.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2280 πŸ” 588 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 7
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06.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

extending this to accounts with names ending with ".dev" that are running a script that makes the account like a completely random post/reply about once every minute for every hour of every day 24/7. the etsy witches will have him.

07.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that Blighttown leeches are attacking you with their ass is of crucial importance, as it means that their projectile attack is, in fact, poop from their asses.

That's right!!!! A second secret poop attack has hit Dark Souls 1.

06.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

they heard me open a can of tuna

05.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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crossposting here i drew mizuki overwatch as a duck

05.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 608 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Is bitching about it here gonna change anything? Probably not but a reminder to speak with your money and with what you spend time on, thats how you hurt bad practices

05.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Each morning I swear theres something new to add to the list of businesses/services I wont support due to horrid and awful practices. Either against the environment, people, civil rights or some otherworldly combination of the three.

05.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“£Announcing BEAT WEAVER!

The new 3D multi-track rhythm game that rewards your playstyle as much as your precision.

Solo developed with handcrafted music πŸ’–

Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4265140/...

Watch the trailer in 4K 60fps: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG_F...

#indiegame #solodev

04.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 28

Fun fact that the quoted picture is actually an illusion; the real anor londo looks like this

05.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
The Dark Souls 1 Asylum Demon + Chosen Undead, sloppily green-screened over the Nameless King's arena from Dark Souls 3.

The Dark Souls 1 Asylum Demon + Chosen Undead, sloppily green-screened over the Nameless King's arena from Dark Souls 3.

Huh... this randomizer's weird

04.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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accidental date
Wylder/Ironeye

03.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I got you

04.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a single paragraph guide to taking pleasure in both the games you play and the material you put into the world. via @meredithgran.com

meredithgran.com/perfect-tide...

03.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 798 πŸ” 241 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 14
02.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 4704 πŸ” 1591 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5
PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--"

PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" 

PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

01.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 2156 πŸ” 677 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6
27.02.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
The new Pikachus

The new Pikachus

Gonna have to ask some uncomfortable questions about where they were January 6th

27.02.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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under water
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#samus #metroid #raisedbybirds

27.02.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 1960 πŸ” 748 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

You will require humanity to remain yourself while Undead.

26.02.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was never about the children, or anything else. These lawmakers are pure evil. They aren’t human and I truly don’t give a fuck what happens to them.

I hope they live in absolute misery for the rest of their pathetic lives.

Call your Reps.

26.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me on my way to deep fry the code of a cherished childhood game

26.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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one thing i will be shameless in posting about is buggy #crosscode

25.02.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Give me! Warm!

26.02.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day

24.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 6792 πŸ” 1800 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 34

They're hoping we'll forget about this in a few months and that we'll resubscribe to Nitro so they can get back their funding for this nonsense. Cancel yours and do not forget about this.

25.02.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 4855 πŸ” 3336 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 10
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