It must be nice to be a sociopath, because all the new products are for you. The smart glasses will give you that woman’s address, the betting apps will finally let you make bank on war crimes.
everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine
fuck outta here she's a lunatic
the giraffe kissing race
is really neck and neck
Cheerful looking dog with a telephone held to his ear, like he's having a lovely doggy phonecall
Roses are grey,
And violets are grey,
Hello, this is dog,
Please have a good day
"now"? lmao
is there a way to use cocaine for decades responsibly where you don't get ischemic necrosis of the hard palate. asking for a friend
visualising the ensuing effects on his dermis would be a legitimate use of generative ai imho
huddled in my armored vehicle desperately waiting for the SWAT team to rescue me from the small child giving me a thumbs down from across the street
that sir is an insult to all creatures of the night
I blurred my ankle hiking in the void last year, sometimes it's still a little out of focus
Mr Sandman
Bring me no figs
I have no room
In my small student digs
this take! 🔥🎯
yes 🙂↕️
A woman wears huge sunglasses and a lace glove. Text: My doctor looks like this. Want to know how? I started an account on MyFabulousMD. My captivating GP buoys my incredible lifestyle. (my stunning medical doctor eliminates insults to the body)
💀💀💀
turn aroun n gib every bootay a plaaant
no no you see it is an LLM scam very different yes
Distance makes the heart grow tentacles.
It’s ironic that they’re like “if we do ethnic cleansing we’ll have a high trust neighborly society” and then Minneapolis is literally doing high trust neighborly society and they’re like nooooo
COW TOOLS
taking the limitless pill and just chillin
i just hope everyone has a nice day
both of you should get off the telephone and take a walk and remember what makes you feel less angry
Shot of the ocean it’s a head and shoulders above the water in the foreground and the fin of a diving whale in the distance.
that’s one long mermaid
♫Shout
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
oh happy new year’s eve?? name 5 other eves right now
nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
