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party game designer/shitpost historian/writer/gaming himbo/MBMBaM heely guy/your maybe future 78th favorite pro wrestler. He/Him SamGreszes@mstdn.social @samgreszes on hive and twitter discord: robotsfightingdinosaurs

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Oh no ABSOLUTELY

07.03.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think the second ones make less people mad but the people the second ones make mad are so, so much madder

07.03.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes!!!!!

07.03.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you're lying to yourself if you don't think his ratboy dirtbag rebrand is at least somewhat inspired by the leto aesthetic, regardless of the fact that chimothy pulls it off much better

07.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry homie timothy chimothy would be worse

07.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

holy shit wait i was not aware they had sims like accessories with the plumbob on it. that's fucking WILD cat

07.03.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the sims wearing plumbobs on their clothing etc is not quite the same as as this but it rhymes

07.03.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't feel great about em, if I'm honest. I'm sure I'm missing some obvious ones

07.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOOOOOOO HELL YES I HOPE YOU LOVE THE GAME

07.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100 Years of Solitude
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Abbey Road
Guernica
1984

07.03.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

FUCKIN APPARENTLY!

07.03.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my project for the night is thinking about the answers to this question that would make people the maddest. nominees so far:

Twin Peaks
The Lord of the Rings
Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
Shake It Off
30 Rock

07.03.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm having a legit Moment realizing that i treated die on this hill playtesting this way without even realizing it

07.03.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you are all way too confident your shit wouldn't die in an hour

07.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

why did you put her in fishnets

07.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Fav thing about the future is that every modern remote has this cool feature where if you don't set it down gently face up, it presses one of four dedicated buttons that open up a streaming service you don't subscribe to or have any interest in at all

06.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is what happened when Thomas Keller asked me to leave the French Laundry For two decades, critics showered Thomas Keller’s restaurants with accolades. But on the night I showed up at the French Laundry, he had a bone to pick.

www.sfchronicle.com/food/restaur...

06.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU

06.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh shit wait it might have been per se? MAN I WISH I REMEMBERED MORE ABOUT THIS SO I COULD LINK IT NOW

06.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

highly recommend you all finding the essay that food reviewer did about eating at French Laundry incognito after giving it a middling review, and then Keller literally doing a the menu-style broken emulsion thing before essentially dragging her into the kitchen and complaining at her for hours

06.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah

06.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean yeah you're right but like why ask if you know the answer yknow

05.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

woof

05.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

because more than one company exists and not all of them are tanking their long-term value chasing short-term gains. hey you remember when people were charging money for virtual real estate and how meta put billions into the metaverse even changing their name just bringing that up

05.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you seem to be laboring under the mistaken impression that companies, and more specifically, CEOs divorced from the labor that actually creates value for their company, understand the realities of what would and would not help their workers.

05.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

where is the contradiction? I'm literally saying that bosses adopt AI for companies, thinking it can or will do things it cannot, cut necessary staff, and then are surprised to find that their product has suffered after the fact. In fact, I've said that exact thing multiple times.

05.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

will forever be vindicated that bigmode seems to have done and be doing things the right way as one of the only people who, when dunkey announced it, was like "this seems well-considered and like a net positive for the industry"

i'm always right is the thing

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

because bosses often make incredibly short-sighted and stupid decisions? I mean, you're talking to the wrong guy here. I'm in marketing and editing. AI uptake in these fields has been pretty slow bc nobody opens AI press releases, and nobody reads AI-edited prose

05.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm talking about bosses pivoting their business to AI, cutting jobs, then cratering their business's value after destroying lives because they don't understand the limitations or use cases of the technology

05.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0