Björkus "No time_t to Die" Dorkus

clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that

:3

Man, I hate when when you’re sitting there, in a chat, and slurs just walk on in all by themselves like somebody turned on a faucet

Always just enough democrats to crush anything thats good. Its a scam folks.

Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

rustc: *throws an internal compiler error*
me: "This too, is Yuri"

A screenshot of the text: Null terminated date string as returned by asctime(). Note that the string ends with \n because that’s what asctime() returns, presumably because whoever wrote it had no design sense.

was reading some docs about a file format and, lmao, shots fired.

I don't blame the author though, I too have see many poorly designed file formats out there,

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined

Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

Yeah, crazy to me that something so piss-simple to implement and work with faced so much uphill opposition.

And in general, it's really bumming me out how hard it is to communicate what rank-and-file want and whether it can be met by better designed stuff and whatnot.

How to win in November

I don't really have a good fix. You only have what's there to work with, you get what you shill for, etc. etc. The usual.

other of people higher up the ladder and/or higher up in the community/ecosystem. It's a fairly universal problem, at least among the programming languages where I either observe or participate at an "expert" level.

A lot of people relating this to C, and it's actually not just C. There's a wide variety of languages where people will write up pretty nominal, important things about what's wrong and very often it goes in one ear and out the

1 Inquiry for New York Times Good afternoon, My name is [REDACTED] and l am a reporter for the New York Times. I am researching how much money the Palestinian diaspora community has sent to support Gazan families since the war in Gaza began. Does your team track this figure? I really appreciate it. With gratitude, [REDACTED]

Palestine Diaspora Movement Hello [REDACTED] We do not collaborate with The New York Times. Your email asks about money sent to Gazan families "since the war in Gaza began." Let us first correct the premise. This is not a war. It is a genocide. Calling it a war is part of the problem. It obscures the reality of a colonized people being massacred by a military machine backed by the United States and defended, sanitized, and rhetorically softened by institutions like yours. The New York Times has spent far too long parroting Zionist propaganda and laundering Israeli state narratives while Palestinians bury their dead. That kind of coverage does not merely misinform. It helps create the political climate in which Palestinian slaughter becomes explainable, defensible, and forgettable. So no, we will not be sharing any figures, internal data, or community information with a paper that has so thoroughly damaged its credibility on Palestine. Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it. Do not contact us again for this purpose, The Palestine Diaspora Movement Team

“Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it”

lmaooo GET EM

AWOOOOOO

The gulf between what I hear regular programmers ask me for and what experts talk about we need is kind of a big gulf and I've got to wonder what it'd take to bridge that gap.

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

This Tech Company Turned Into a Resistance Icon Overnight. The Reality Is Much Darker. The A.I. firm behind Claude is far from an ethical company.

“…those who’ve chosen Anthropic as a pro-democracy signifier should reconsider their choice of mascot…”

picoCTF - CMU Cybersecurity Competition picoCTF is a free computer security education program with original content built on a capture-the-flag framework created by security and privacy experts at Carnegie Mellon University.

i do genuinely want to form a picoCTF ( picoctf.org ) team so, if anyone would be interested in playing with us please poke us honestly

we have 5 days

I think about this take more often than I'd like to.

linux heads were always right. time to sit my dumbass down and learn

This is who will replace Crockett in the House