Hi quick reminder :) If you do not preorder THE RED SACRAMENT by @boneysoups.bsky.social I will come over to your house and bite you myself :) And I am not a vampire so it will be horrible and painful and messy :)
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/817973...
For me it would be the other way around!
Sign on door says Please be careful there may be someone behind this door
Terrifying.
I hope the spider living under my sink is having a happy life.
Why does my cat freak out every time I listen to DEVO? She’s fine with every other band, but for some reason they turn her into an absolute gremlin.
TK-15_ACTIVE // COUNTDOWN_BEGINS
pre-order here:
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Thank you Mark 🖐️
See you at the beach…
These are the people that read the last page first.
Life is not a race to Make Number Go Up.
And sometimes those journeys can be circular too. Less about progress, more about the joy of practice.
But they filled it all the way up! So fast!!
Thanks Emma!
Here’s the thing about folks speedrunning the creative process with AI:
I could go to the beach every morning and put a grain of sand in a cup. They’d take their cup to the beach and fill it one day; but the point isn’t to have a cup of sand. It’s to fill my life with a thousand trips to the beach.
well well well well well look who's a stoker finalist!!! it's me, i'm the guy 😇😎
I’ve been thinking about why; for me, horror is the best medium for getting a point across. I think it’s because when you’re really scaring someone, you have their complete attention. That’s why we’re always slipping our theses into the mouths of vampires or whatever.
“It IS tricky to rock a rhyme that’s right on time. I made a list of some other words that rhyme with time: Crime, tim, crumb and time.” - Run-G.P.T.
Think I’ve used up all my luck not getting splattered.
Bravest thing I’ve done this year: Just walked under a flock of about twenty seagulls while wearing all black.
Hey weirdos. Ya gotta read this dosh-darned book, ya hear?
I respect that! Not casting shade on tree-enjoyers, just had a fleeting concern that someone might have choked on their turkey or something.
I’m just a little bit worried there might be a family of skeletons in Santa hats in there.
There’s a house on my street that still has a lit Christmas tree in the window. 😬
THE FLESH I WANT, a horror novel about desire. Coming Feb 2027 from @titanbooks.bsky.social.
youtu.be/BNpF_cr42oI
That is SO kind of you to say, thank you so much!
I’ve already written this horror story, and it’s hopefully coming soon:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Oh holy moly, my debut horror novel, THE FLESH I WANT, will be out this time next year! Isn’t that something? US link is on the way, but UK folks can pre-order right now: www.waterstones.com/book/9781835...
Apricots are to peaches what Wario is to Mario.
