Nicole DeWitt

no

this is why men suck at magic

wow okay yeah just go ahead and victim blame why not

tfw you want to be an evil sorceress but your boobs are too small 😔

need to create a giant paintball field to exile cis men to whenever theyre overtaken by the urge to gender

1) i only have adhd, and 2) 😭

This is the thing about bathroom bans targeting trans people - assault is already a crime! Indecent exposure is already a crime! And laws that protect trans people don't suddenly make them legal

the only exception to this is ofc when a man loudly and aggressively hits on a lesbian in front of her girlfriend and then paws at her when she tells him no, thereby providing a casus belli for her girlfriend to beat his face in with a motorcycle helmet

i suppose that should be ‘cishet women wish fulfillment’ since obvi cis lesbian wish fulfillment is “men subconsciously detect lesbians and dont hit on us so we’re really only ever forced to talk to them at and about work”

cis women wish fulfillment: *FL meets 3-4 men who love her and have her back and just so happen to have the exact authority needed to sweep aside her problems*

trans women wish fulfillment: *when FL tells cis friends about some insane shit shes being subjected to they believe her and take her side*

when writing a wish fulfillment story for trans women its important to have things routinely go wrong and cause a bunch of horrible traumatic things to happen to her. if things just turn out well we wont find it relatable enough to enjoy the wish fulfillment

strolling into my own head like

needless to say theres no sexual charge related to secret wife bleeding off muscle and becoming softer as estrogen works its wonders while delinquent builds the muscle and skills to protect secret wife if anyone tries some shit (tho after ~6mo her muscles de facto purpose becomes opening jars)

obvi the same is true for secret wife when delinquent tells her “makes sense, im all about work and kickboxing these days and im happy about that” bc work and kickboxing are very important. esp kickboxing. delinquents looking more shredded every week and secret wife is platonically so happy about it

when delinquent asks about the kiss later and secret wife tells her “yknow i just dont think im up for dating anyone rn. i wanna focus on school and transition” the relief she feels stems purely from her deeply held belief that school and transition are just so important, theres no other undertones

It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".

love waiting on the phone for an hour to talk to an insurance agent and then they just hang up on you when you start to ask a question

jfc theyre banning books with gay people from libraries, banning any mention of gay people in schools, and canceling federal research funding for any study that mentions the word ‘gay’! the backlash is here and its happening thanks in large part to centrists holding the damn door open for it!

true! guess we’ll have no choice but to add another few mouths so they can annoy each other

learning lessons is for cowards who wont commit to the bit

if she wants me to shut up why doesnt she put a baby in m

if she wants me to shut up why doesnt she kiss me about it

[does not shut up]

if she wants me to shut up why doesnt she pound me into the mattress about it

[does not shut up]

if she wants me to shut up why doesnt she put a ring on me about it

[does not shut up]

the men arent usually trying to bait her into pinning them against a wall its true

me when i see a guy intentionally annoying his girlfriend: ugh why are men like this

me when i imagine having a girlfriend: i cant wait. im gonna annoy her so much

no i was just browsing the interweb and straight men kept being weird on it

straight men why are yall so weird

I maintain that "relatability" is one of the worst things to happen to creative writing and it must be combated

oh i got it all, and then got her again so shes ss-rank now

those arent a type of man!!!

afaict honkai impact 3rd has two types of men who play it: 1) men who think every member of an all-women warrior unit would be sexually attracted to them if they worked there, and 2) men who would dispose of the body if their lesbian daughter killed a man for talking shit about her girlfriend