Becca From The Mont

a dog is sitting on a couch with its eyes closed and the words `` me '' written on it . Alt: a dog is sitting on a couch with its eyes closed and the words `` me '' written on it .

Do the thing with the clocks tonight.

I'm so very sorry if I sounded judgemental about your butthole.

It's delightful. Lovely. Stunning. A glory to celebrate.

I didn't mean to and regardless of the height of their butthole it's lovely.

I'm on the floor laughing, I'm so sorry, I support your weird pixels and/or a weird butthole.

I love this free app.
And also buttholes, even if they are abnormally tall.

I'm so sorry, I support... tall buttholes... but I had a moment of confusion...

Hot AF but why is your butthole so high?

I hate using my webcam for meetings. "Oh, I have to update permissions and restart my computer" is a situation that's genuinely happened to me twice but I use it more often, so I don't have to turn on my camera. People who want to see my face are weirdos.

But you are welcome to climb on my roof for recreational purposes and I will appreciate the view 🤷‍♀️😇

The stove vent that doesn't actually vent. I need to re-route it. It's super manageable though!! Just a towel and/or a bucket here or there!
Sooo much ice has slid off it's fine right now 🤞

Rooster made oatmeal raisin cookies using the special butter my brother sent home with me on our last visit. I am stoned.

"Spicy" oatmeal raisin cookies and bourbon to kick it off, kids.

Thank you, but as much as I enjoy watching you climb on my roof I think it's an insulation/ice dam issue 🫤

I'll be right over to help eat that!
(As long as it isn't tripe)

Of course! The same leak I've had fixed twice 🙃
But this warm spell should help.

Seriously!!

She's a cutie 💓

Tortie cat lying on a bed with mediocre art in the background

She's a dignified friend-doodle.

Nooooooo

Snow and ice is going to fall off my roof loudly because of this winter thaw.

I'm not going to handle it gracefully.

YOU are awesome! Happy birthday, dearest!

What the actual flipping heck...

*clutches pearls*

Could someone please explain to me how to flirt with women?
How do I tell if they are attracted?
How do I let them know I'm attracted?
I need a lesbian/bi/pan mentor.

I've been trying to flirt with the goddess at the post office for almost two years and I'm still not sure she interested in women.

Tortie cat taking a nap

Marbled pumpernickel bread that is very cat-shaped.

I'm just saying, I could see how someone could justify putting butter on a cat...

Update: new windshield wipers are in and they are pretty great

🤢🤢🤢

I'm emotionally devastated.
I took a huge pay cut for this role with the understanding that I would be working in a better environment.
The better environment hasn't panned out 🙃

It was.

And then it was not. 😵‍💫

me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest

Guinea pig chilling on a lawn chair.

Guinea pig chilling on a blanket.

I have been pleasantly surprised by how rewarding they are as pets.