i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam
07.03.2026 03:34
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i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam
I had some absinthe so this is funny to me, no idea how it’s landing for anyone else tbh
One of my Platner takes is he didn’t organically emerge from any movement or organization. He’s just an individual who has “beliefs” or whatever. He’s another brand amongst brands. If elected, capital won’t even have to pry him from any working class movement that could hold him to account
Welcome to absinthe Friday with Antoine Du Coupéle
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Jackpot as a cautionary tale
it was never anywhere close to this bad tbh
Schwartzkopf 40k
lmao i’m crying at the suggestion to convey the stakes by adding the phrase “high-stakes.” ai is gonna take all our jobs
@matt-levine.bsky.social incredible future item of evidence here
This is Iraq on steroids, by which I mean it’s like if you gave command of the Iraq war to a guy on steroids.
there isn't room for an airport in delaware
The thing about all these freak AI execs constantly going "our machine may have gained sentience?!" is that they want slaves. That they are ok with slave labor.
And *then* it always, always turns out their latest AI trick actually used slave labor somewhere in the global south.
They're slavers.
It’s wild, they really think they can skip straight to the tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree phase of this absolutely pointless war, without even the barest pretext for why we’re supposed to support it. No Iranian ever called me “libtard.”
“including health care” is the grimmest phrase in there. health care was the only american industry still functioning.
nytimes: What to know about the report. Job growth fizzled in February, a sign of unexpected weakness in the labor market. Employers cut 92,000 jobs in February, the Labor Department reported on Friday, and the unemployment rate rose to 4.4 percent. The job losses cut across nearly all major sectors, including health care, which was weighed down by a nurses strike in California.
lol “unexpected”
passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...
Yes, but Baudrillard would argue: yes.
and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self
If it’s not a regime change operation; if there is no intention to advance to a ground invasion; if the strategy is to provoke inter-ethnic uprisings and conflicts; if the plan is to smart bomb until there is none left, then switch to dumb bombs, then the practical objective is tacit: Genocide.
This is pure influencer shit
That 16 year timeframe is the culprit here. There was a brief window, about 1995 to 2015, when American tech wasn’t primarily a subsidiary of the US military. The original internet boom was an outlier and Silicon Valley has returned to normal now. It was always about killing people.
did this happen after the primary on Tuesday??? lmao oh my god are other transphobe Dems just quitting because they got stomped so badly
They don’t give a shit. They’re gonna be just fine, whatever happens to the rest of us. www.todayintabs.com/p/they-don-t...
cook his ass
right??? absolutely 2015 coded
Every day we face god and walk farther from his light
That’s like, just two years ago
How was the sowing/reaping tweet only from 2019?? knowyourmeme.com/photos/24528...
Me posting: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me being perceived: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.