Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!

Like fam if you were looking for smart workaholics with ADHD and a fawn complex I know plenty of academics looking for jobs right now

I still feel like it's super weird that we made AI with ADHD and an overactive fawn response and we were like

Yes

Perfect

The height of technological achievement

Give it bombs and the key to every city

Important to figure out how to check on your people! Trying to relay stuff remotely between friends in Asheville got me trying to figure out backup comms.

Anyway any other DC area friends wanna get radios or mesh network devices together or something

Everything fine I would never spiral about the state of everything

Have anxiety about the apocalypse?

Remember that you don't have to be a crazy prepper to have a shelter in place box with basic supplies + a bug out bag + some emergency plans in place!

It's good practice in a world with a changing climate and *gestures at the geopolitical situation*

Why do therapists and psychiatrists all love playing phone tag when 99% of people who need therapy and psychiatry are terrified of phone calls and very bad at making them

Like why has this system not adapted to the needs of the user

Ooh nice another one! Others recommended @nytdiff.bsky.social too

Yeah, honestly at this point very little fuckery from them would surprise me I fear

Now I will forever imagine all servers as Jessica Walter

(noting for future commenters: I realize these are different articles and not an edit! I'm just tired and didn't phrase my question in a way that explained the A to C of thoughts in my brain that led to it 😅)

Yeah, @nome.bsky.social said similar! Excited to follow nytdiff though!

Oooh yes this is exactly what I was looking for!

But yeah good point about these not being edits. I would also love a comparison account but that seems harder.

I need you all to know that because of this thread I showed the butt of a halo 2 developer to a crowd of roughly 200 tipsy adults at a night club this weekend

Is there any account out there that tracks and posts updates like this?

Not even asking because I want to find "gotcha"s, I'm honestly just a big nerd who likes seeing edits with a story behind them

So it WASN'T a stupid question

Two tabbies sleeping together, each with their head on the other’s back

Top views of two tabbies sleeping together, each with their head on the other’s back

Mutual pillows 💖 #FosterKittens #cats #caturday

Oh my god you mean I really can fuck my bed in my bed?

Some dreams do come true

If I could date this reply I would 💖

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It's note for note.

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I bet they were delightful! Honestly it's only medium spicy in a few spots. Mostly it is wholesome and silly.

Also, I just gotta say it: the forbidden mozzarella cheese stick scene with the air fryer was hot

And help the sweet little repost button learn that it's okay to have their own opinions every once and again.

If the world were like Date Everything! I could date the typo in this post and they would be like a twinky brat who likes to disobey Autocorrect - a strict older daddy dom type that disapproves of cursing (who I could also date).

The game studio was made by former voice actors so the cast list is genuinely insane

If interacting with things is too much and you just want to look at a screen that is not full of nightmares but instead makes your brain lock in to a much more whimsical world

TV: Bee and Puppycat
Movie: Hundreds of Beavers

It's a very silly game

Yes, the glasses that she is wearing are the glasses that she is

And then you can go ask your magical glasses voiced by Felicia Day to explain how you can fuck Betty the bed on your bed if Betty IS your bed and Felicia day can pout at you because your question is disrupting her suspension of disbelief, which is the spring that holds her magical glasses together

Why doom scroll when you can fuck your bed ON your bed

If you need to escape the horrors for a bit may I recommend the game Date Everything! where you can romance various household objects and go one ridiculous little quests for their affections, and the objects are all voiced by your favorite voice actors who are having the time of their lives.