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ALX #bikeDC, dog dad, Cat6 Racer, moonlight as a photographer/videographer/hardcore documentarian and drone pilot @ www.instagram.com/4863media/. He/him.

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if only we had some type of transport system to send large volumes of oil across land. Now that would really be something! Petroleum tubes, we'll call them!

06.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Egypt kinda the OG on this one though

06.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we're calling it "geopolitical bonesmashing"

06.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

for some reason I think about the line "you kin to that hay barber?" at least once a week

06.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my prediction is he gets no fewer than 20 Democratic votes on confirmation, including Kaine and Warner

05.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

perhaps Tuckums is a postmillennialist like Doug Wilson. They don't take a literal view of the rebuilding of the temple like pre-millennialists do AFAIK

05.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no good AI simply because all the people that make it are fascist ghouls

05.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Electric Callboy - Everytime We Touch (TEKKNO Version) OFFICIAL VIDEO
Electric Callboy - Everytime We Touch (TEKKNO Version) OFFICIAL VIDEO YouTube video by Electric Callboy

The Electric Callboy version is transcendent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuBX...

05.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Twitter post from Simon Maloy: β€œMatt schlapp is the sound made by two pork chops falling onto a linoleum floor”

Twitter post from Simon Maloy: β€œMatt schlapp is the sound made by two pork chops falling onto a linoleum floor”

05.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 280 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Came here to post this because it’s all I can think about when I hear β€œpeptides”

04.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe it varies from department to department, but generally a violation of regs to be in a relationship with a subordinate! A wife couldn't take a position where she would be responsible for writing a performance review for her husband, as a non-scandalous example

04.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he would've have had better luck going as the Slap Chop guy IMO

04.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

POV: I have begrudgingly acknowledged that it is time to say goodbye to Windows 2000

04.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay millennials, time to dust off our knowledge of the nuances of Shia vs Sunni Islam from our last Middle East war

01.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You think there’s a cubby for phones on the other side of the curtain? You know they all have them in their pockets

01.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A downstage photo of a large concert hall set up for a live performance

A downstage photo of a large concert hall set up for a live performance

I heard it was nice outside but I’ve been stuck in here all day

28.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bokeh counts as a cover sheet

28.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fitting that an administration of sex predators didn't even attempt to manufacture consent

28.02.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure the guy who wrote…uh…Bright, will have a great take on GI Joe

28.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[banging fists on table] pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y pri-mar-y

27.02.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vampirism is caused by the MMR vaccine and instead of holy water vampires can be killed by raw milk

26.02.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Serbians did the exact same thing, which is how they got Scott O’Grady, so like, did we just forget all that?

26.02.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember this distinctly because the announcement of his death happened during a network TV airing of β€œReal Genius” that my sisters recorded on VHS and that we rewatched constantly

26.02.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spend any amount of time in Appalachia and one thing you’ll notice is how many amputees you see. I have a small circle of friends and family in WV and I know 3!

26.02.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s get Radio Shack back while we’re at it

25.02.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mark Warner frowning during his SOTU standing ovation so you know he doesn’t approve of invading Iran without a nice little briefing before the bombs drop

25.02.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jason Reynolds seems to be the only one running on anything resembling a progressive platform

25.02.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Hatch Act says it cannot be me

24.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the declared candidates might be okay? But that’s not gonna cut it

24.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If someone doesn’t primary this fucker I’m just gonna scroll through alxskeets and pick someone at random to write in

24.02.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1