R. A. Allen

Gravity well interference

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You can view all the clips from the DOGE raid on USIP that I uploaded—which were obtained via my FOIA lawsuit against DC Metropolitan Police—here: www.youtube.com/@marisa_kabas

I would listen to this podcast a couple of times

Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

I am so fascinated by this tacticool security officer on standby at a movie theater.

I as starting to fall asleep and wrote them wrong 🫩

Resident Paisano

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The breakdown of ages in our ER holding area tonight.

I applies for a travel ER manager position.

The recruiter called back and was like, “The want someone with experience and a BSN at minimum.”

I tried.

@krissywrites.northsky.social

Bug solutions require innovative techniques.

Nothing is more harrowing than looking up and seeing a psychiatric patient in full sprint past your workstation, to be fully tackled by a security guard from a side hallway, while a coworker tells you to get involved.

Nooooope

Yet

a cartoon character with a green hat and a l on it Alt: a cartoon character with a green hat and an L on it, plunging a toilet.

Uh oh.

Another clog in the system.

I became a nurse

I could have become a botanist.

I could have become a professional photographer.

Those were two other paths easily open to me by my other parents.

Nope.

Took the nurse route and hell.

Fucked around and found out

The number of times he says “honestly” seems like flag of some sort.

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I couldn’t find my patient’s rectum for a tylenol suppository last night because the nec fasc wound was so bad.

What the fuck is “Shield of the Americas”?

Say “Abolish the DHS”

Say it.

Lol

The perfect pillow is multiple pillows

This is the final joke, today, ya’ll.

Enjoy.

When your best buddy is also your best bidet

a man in a suit is crying in the rain . Alt: a man in a suit is crying in the rain

Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ditto coded. I accept.

I couldn’t find my patient’s rectum for a tylenol suppository last night because the nec fasc wound was so bad.

People be like, “Open borders are ridiculous”, and then drive from England to Wales, with nobody caring.