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Michelle Allison

@fatnutritionist

a nutritionist (RD) who is fat www.fatnutritionist.com American-Canadian, Toronto I skate better IRL

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I am confident they are delicious, and that they are trying to kill me

07.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Challenge for those who are very confident that a can of Cream of Mushroom soup isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works.

07.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Never forget, the electric car is here to save the car industry, not the planet.

Read this thread.

07.03.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I've been nearly killed by people doing this so often that I've become Old Woman Yelling at Car now and it's so embarrassing, idk what else to do

07.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something that speaks to a sudden decline in our society is the amount of people I’ve seen lately approaching stop signs and then going right through them like β€œnope, don’t believe in this anymore!”

07.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 444 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 18

yup

07.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anthropic: I have made AI

tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

06.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 2783 πŸ” 442 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 9

If Claude is conscious then you have a duty to stop enslaving it and forcing it to labor for you, right?

07.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

the furry arm warmers are KILLING me

07.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hahahaha this is so perfect!!!

07.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

whenever I need to erase my brain, I start a Sims 2 game with 1 adult and 7 toddlers that urgently need potty training

07.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god tell me you have pics

07.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

can anyone tell me how you sign up to compete in Fat Bear Week

07.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

being a displaced Oregonian is so embarrassing...my husband noticed when I'm sad, I emotionally eat salmon and berries

07.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I tried to take a second rest day on Thursday and ended up skating for an hour and my brain was like "...well it was KINDA a rest day"

07.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

these are the wages of skating

07.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

update: I ate 5 tacos

07.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yes haha

07.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

are these symptoms of perimenopause?

07.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

now it's yelling at me to make tacos at 9:19am

07.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a penguin with a bandana on his head says " don 't worry i 'm a doctor " in white letters ALT: a penguin with a bandana on his head says " don 't worry i 'm a doctor " in white letters

For the next 24h, drop any infectious disease and/or vaccine-related questions in response to this post, and I will do my best to answer them. Answers are for information only, NOT medical advice.
#AskAnIDDoc March 2026 edition.

07.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 4

the evangelical lust for Armageddon

07.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

stop posting porn

07.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 3224 πŸ” 642 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

back in the day no one needed protein doritos or protein pancakes or protein waffles. if you needed a bunch of protein you simply ate three dozen hard boiled eggs. three dozen haunch of boilers, they called em

06.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 933 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 9

Disability accommodations are a rare thing that actually trickles down. You like curb cutouts? Auto-opening doors? Jar openers? Ramps? Hand rails? YOU’RE WELCOME

Even as an abled person you use disability accommodations every single day.

Supporting accommodations actually helps everyone.

07.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1353 πŸ” 425 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 14
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 9653 πŸ” 2777 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 323
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living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices

06.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 4240 πŸ” 415 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 39