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love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

09.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 13956 πŸ” 3588 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 106
09.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 1829 πŸ” 957 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 9

I sometimes wonder if we just named "soft power" something like "tall turgid thrusting power" would these guys have been more in favour of it and thereby less self undermining.

09.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 1000 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 7

nemesis is so funny conceptually. the ultimate bio-weapon. an undefeatable hunter. millions of dollars of research from the most evil corporation on earth. its target? a specific division of a single local midwestern police department

09.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 1110 πŸ” 223 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 15

Guys I hate to say this but the war that doesn’t make sense that happened for no reason isn’t going perfectly

09.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 1327 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 7

I don't think people understand what is happening if they believe "Oil stays >$100 for a few more days" will

a.) Move Trump off a war footing quickly.

b.) Be able to retreat below $100 at any point in the near future.

This isn't Venezuela.

We can't just call a Mulligan on this.

We're stuck.

09.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

whenever there's discourse about EN vs JP opinions about piracy i dont want to hear any opinions from JP manga fans or whatever. not relevant. no parity. less than useless. i want to hear opinions from ryoku kui

09.03.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But you cannot draw the masses into politics without drawing in the women as well. For under capitalism the female half of the human race is doubly oppressed.

08.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1365 πŸ” 353 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 20

This CNN reporter is objectively more safe in the center of Tehran during a literal bombing campaign than any International Reporter was covering protests in the USA over the past decade.

That's nuts.

08.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The emerging β€œClaude killed the kids” frame on this story shows just how easily anti-AI counterhype can end up doing the government’s work for it. If you use a computer to choose targetsβ€”esp. but not only if you give it bad data to work withβ€”and it chooses poorly, thatβ€˜s on you, not the computer!

07.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 406 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 9
Spanish PM Pedro SΓ‘nchez:
You may have heard that Spain is alone. They're the same people who said that when we recognized the State of Palestine, and then others followed.
We are not alone β€” we are the first.
Those who will end up alone are the ones defending the indefensible.

Spanish PM Pedro SΓ‘nchez: You may have heard that Spain is alone. They're the same people who said that when we recognized the State of Palestine, and then others followed. We are not alone β€” we are the first. Those who will end up alone are the ones defending the indefensible.

07.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1167 πŸ” 224 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 12

he meets a magical negro in vietnam and steals shrimp recipes off his dead body

07.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

on one hand, it's pretty bad that the economy is crashing. on the other, at least historians finally have an answer about who is the worst president

15.04.2025 01:23 πŸ‘ 297 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

Quite literally β€œwe have always been at war with Iran.”

04.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 2910 πŸ” 563 πŸ’¬ 187 πŸ“Œ 13

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

05.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 4539 πŸ” 1070 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 39

I see the right wing of sci-fi/fantasy/funny books has been gloating over Gretchen Felker-Martin being fired by DC.

So, let's look at how their circle has reacted to politicised murder in the past, shall we?

(Content warning should be obvious)

12.09.2025 16:24 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
Rescue workers carry a casualty of an Israel and US strike on a police station in Tehran, Iran. [Majid Khahi/ISNA/WANA via Reuters]

Rescue workers carry a casualty of an Israel and US strike on a police station in Tehran, Iran. [Majid Khahi/ISNA/WANA via Reuters]

The Azadi sport complex on the day Azadi stadium was attacked, amid the US-Israeli conflict with Iran, in Tehran. [Majid Asgaripour/WANA via Reuters]

The Azadi sport complex on the day Azadi stadium was attacked, amid the US-Israeli conflict with Iran, in Tehran. [Majid Asgaripour/WANA via Reuters]

Smoke rises over damaged Azadi Stadium following an US-Israeli attack. [Majid Asgaripour/WANA via Reuters]

Smoke rises over damaged Azadi Stadium following an US-Israeli attack. [Majid Asgaripour/WANA via Reuters]

Missiles fired by the US and Israel have hit two schools in the town of Parand, southwest of Tehran, amid ongoing strikes on the country. [Majid Asgaripour/WANA via Reuters]

Missiles fired by the US and Israel have hit two schools in the town of Parand, southwest of Tehran, amid ongoing strikes on the country. [Majid Asgaripour/WANA via Reuters]

Israel, US intensify Iran strikes, targeting homes, hospitals, stadium https://aje.news/olna4h

06.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 34

it’s only an echo chamber when it’s the left. when it’s the right they call it some bullshit like the Agora or the Town Square

05.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 2913 πŸ” 384 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 10

One of the funniest things about the conservative idea of American war is that previously we fought too clean and moral, unwilling to fight hard enough. It’s an enduring myth.

But we drenched Vietnam in napalm and agent orange.

We used white phosphorus and torture in Iraq and Afghanistan.

06.03.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

the US has already lost in iran, their only hope was iran collapsing in a day or two, and it didn't, so now their only options are to declare victory & slink away or try to put boots on the ground & lose way harder

06.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2471 πŸ” 281 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 14

One thing you’re soon to see from the most insufferable people alive is how β€œyou don’t see protests about genocide NOW 🀨🀨🀨!!” and you should ignore this as it is nonsensical and the reason protest gusto has diminished is due to fear of being murdered by the secret police

06.03.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Tapping the sign

06.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 370 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1
Kanwal Sibal @KanwalSibal β€’ 6h
X
The Iranian ship will not be where it was if we had not invited it to talk part in our Milan exercise.
We were the hosts.
I am told that as per protocol for this exercise ships cannot carry any ammunition. It was defenceless.
The Iranian naval personnel had paraded before our president.
The attack by the US submarine was
premeditated as the US was aware of the Iranian ship's presence in the exercise to which the US navy was invited but withdrew from participation at the last minute, presumably with this operation in mind.
The US has ignored India's sensitivities as the ship was in these waters because of India's invitation.
We are far from politically or militarily responsible for the US attack.
Our"responsibility" is at a moral and human plane.
A word of condolence by the Indian Navy ( after political clearance) at the loss of lives of those who were our invitees and saluted our president would be in order.

Kanwal Sibal @KanwalSibal β€’ 6h X The Iranian ship will not be where it was if we had not invited it to talk part in our Milan exercise. We were the hosts. I am told that as per protocol for this exercise ships cannot carry any ammunition. It was defenceless. The Iranian naval personnel had paraded before our president. The attack by the US submarine was premeditated as the US was aware of the Iranian ship's presence in the exercise to which the US navy was invited but withdrew from participation at the last minute, presumably with this operation in mind. The US has ignored India's sensitivities as the ship was in these waters because of India's invitation. We are far from politically or militarily responsible for the US attack. Our"responsibility" is at a moral and human plane. A word of condolence by the Indian Navy ( after political clearance) at the loss of lives of those who were our invitees and saluted our president would be in order.

Some context to the Iranian boat that was targeted by US off Sri Lanka coast

Former Indian FM: β€œUS was aware of the Iranian ship's presence in the exercise to which the US navy was invited but withdrew from participation at the last minute”

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04.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 2714 πŸ” 754 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 20

Average Bluesky staff meeting

05.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1909 πŸ” 635 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

rape capitol of the rape capital of rape capital

05.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo…oooneeee oonee party? Am I saying this right? Oonee-party?

05.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so far 160+ schoolgirls and 1000 other civilians, i think everyone at Anthropic should be rounded up then

05.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
something ever happens... i'm all in

something ever happens... i'm all in

world war 3. russia and china vs nato and israel. initial nato victories collapse putin's regime. america alienates allies. "they're not paying enough!" broken alliances. economic depression. america splinters into civil war and china wins

25.06.2025 09:47 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It seems ridiculous to say this when they’re inflicting real harm to actual human beings but this guy is such a fuckin dork lol

04.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 875 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 0