i wasn't going to do this joke because it feels far too obvious but the Hoothoot in the tree in the bottom left and Tangrowth drawing indeterminate shapes on the ground kind of sold it for me
Lowkey outing myself as a dirty cow. I do clean the house
Xbox sounded like a jet, so I’ve ripped it open and pulled out enough dust to make a kid’s duvet. Warranty is voided, but at least I can hear the fucking game now. Anyway, the Resident Evil 2 remake is good, you should play it
One of my favourite games on my favourite console. What a buy!
Well then. After 9 years my role of Editorial Director at Eurogamer/IGNE has been made redundant. If you’re reading this and feel I have a lot of valuable experience (I do), I’m keen to explore any opportunities (full time, consulting, other) in the games industry. I am great.
hashtag team browt
When my last publisher went bust I thought this book was destined to be out of print forever, but infinite thanks to the folks at Lost in Cult for bringing it back to life.
New chapters! New insights! New full colour illustrations! Lavish production values! Beautiful typesetting!
It was so shit what happened to you, but this version looks incredible! Can’t wait to read it
I’m pleased I saw your post about this because I’ve just finished watching it and it’s fantastic. I did the same, too, with rationing, but hit a double-bill for the last two episodes
Can’t wait for the day that I’m on my deathbed and my last thoughts are me being worried my Meta AI Zombie Avatar will start making jokes about cum to my nan.
Thanks mate ❤️
Happy Birthday Ed Sheeran x
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Happy Valentine’s Day. Here’s a blog post about video games
blog.kieranmcclung.co.uk/bullshit/tou...
Photo of my laptop with a broken UI for Tappy Toyts showing a bunch of overlapping buttons. A TV in the background shows an end screen for a Unity tutorial
A prototype UI for an old build of Tappy Toyts says “Game over” with options to replay, quit, or share score to Facebook and Twitter
A single cartoon turtle on a green background. It had a brown shell and four little green legs. It’s hella basic
A sprite sheet of turtle designs that never made it into the game. They’re all 2D and show the various frames of the walk animation
Found some old prototype Tappy Toyts screenshots and photos. I need to go back
Happy Valentine’s Day. Here’s a blog post about video games
blog.kieranmcclung.co.uk/bullshit/tou...
Still a run though! I’m worried about returning. Only ran a couple of times since December and currently bunged up *again*
35. M. Still bites the inside of his mouth when eating.
I assumed as much but also wondered if it had another meaning
Told my kids that I thought there would be flying cars by now, and they laughed at me and called me stupid. Happy New Year!
Evri - we’re waiting for your parcel
The dread when you get a parcel notification from them
Set your reminder!
I’ve been using an app called Picnic to sort out the photos on my phone (all 30,000 of them) and I had this exact same screenshot from last year. Nice to know I haven’t, and am not willing to, change
When you look back, it's crazy how advertising Klonoa by making it sound like a sexually-transmitted infection didn't result in it being a huge success.
should work a treat 👍
Alert on smart scale app reads: “Confirm data. Too much difference in weight” with the options “not mine” and “it’s mine”
cw: weight
When you step on the scales after Christmas.
☹️ hope you feel better soon!
this is never not funny
