Daniel Kibblesmith

Canadian flag in the bio every time

It’s funny because she couldn’t beat the worst candidate in history which possibly makes her the worst candidate in history

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

I am once again tapping the "support independent, worker-owned, billionaire free news" sign. the most powerful people in the world should not be deciding whether or not we know about this sort of thing. putting Marisa's subscription link below

Did not know that it was a laughing clip

not crazy about her *laughing* as she ”doesn’t“ say I told you so.

Yeah man people online are addicted to an imagined parallel universe where no democrat would ever bomb a foreign country

I’ve never seen it but I bought the book with my own money

That’s unfortunately kind of funny

You and garf can’t turn it off

The most scathing critics of Silicon Valley circa 2014 barely scratched the surface of the treachery these companies have shown.

Providing your products to criminal regimes planning to use them to violate human rights on a massive scale is a choice!

It’s a bunch of anti social 20 something’s who stole or fell backward into a business model, largely reliant on the novelty of doing xyz familiar activity but on the computer, and then retroactively wrote utopian mission statements so they could treat employees like slaves and customers like animals

We don’t talk enough about how morally depraved the tech industry turned out to be. Every single ounce of their self-regarding statements of values was an outright lie.

I would easily kill him with one of the many laser guns or laser swords available in that galaxy

Similar to that

They could call him jabro the hunk or something like that

We are currently outside the ICE Broadview concentration camp where Sunny Naqvi’s family believes her to be held after being detained in O’Hare by federal authorities.

I have a suggestion.

A young hoops fan mirroring Kevin Durant's free throw behind the baseline in tonight's game vs Portland.

What the game is all about.

Emmy winning star of Fargo let’s go

I fully endorse this casting Big G is back

Bro you follow thirteen-thousand people. YOU didn't even block me.

I'm still getting use to the fact that people out in the world are able to know about Glem.

"Let's boogie, babyface."

Glem’s Bounty, a slot machine that is Glem the character from Netflix’s Strip Law. Glem is playing it

Thinking about Glem’s Bounty

my best

The band that (rightfully) kicked out original bass player Glem Blorchman???

BRO