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be the weird space wizard you want to see airbrushed on the side of a van catch me here too if this place keeps suckin ass: https://mastodon.social/@djtommypizza

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harry kim would absolutely have you don't know jack loaded on the holodeck

06.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

05.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 4784 πŸ” 1273 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 126

maybe I'm basic but I'd be lying if I tried to pretend there were another top 4 for a no-prize

06.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they're locking out her switch so she can't even escape with some pokopia

06.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

05.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 3343 πŸ” 561 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 2

there you go bro

06.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the clearest black and white picture of how the US is fucked. illegal unprovoked war at the height of financial, healthcare and employment crises by a rogue pedophile president and it has 3/4ths approval from the "opposition" party.

06.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 3112 πŸ” 1207 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 7

would be smart

05.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

domino theory but applied to capitalism

05.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he's playing 4d chess

05.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the fight scenes are raw but so is him chasing down a truck in sandals. I could never

05.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a wrestler

05.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

get their money or get their asses

05.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Left can't resist being on wrong side of a war
Whether it's Jeremy Corbyn or Zack Polanski, their foreign policy stances terrify voters outside core supporters

Left can't resist being on wrong side of a war Whether it's Jeremy Corbyn or Zack Polanski, their foreign policy stances terrify voters outside core supporters

Well, here’s the thing about being antiwar as an ethical belief: it means you end up opposing most wars. Almost all of them, in fact. This is quite common in people who have consistent beliefs but looks insane to people who have none, or mostly just believe superior people should make the decisions.

05.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 4649 πŸ” 768 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 58

did you really just try to #NotAllMen in 2026

05.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hell yea

04.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bro is rollin' and the beats won't stop

04.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he heard the baileys shout at him

04.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your kids need teachers who have one job and only one job more than they need someone to ask if they paid for the arizona iced tea they are holding as they walk out of a convenience store.

03.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We really do need to hammer home reducing police budgets and using them to bolster teacher salaries immediately. The fact we have these massive goon squads playing candy crush all day at their jobs meanwhile teachers are having to get second incomes is frankly embarrassing as a rich country.

03.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1296 πŸ” 387 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6

I was in 4th grade and aside from our teacher telling us something had happened, we didn't see it until after school, when my parents had on the nightly news every day for the next 5 years

03.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

our american cousin is a well-known laff riot

02.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

measles >>>>>>>>>> mcrib

02.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is right. And people hate to hear it, but Joe Biden’s single most important task was to Trump-proof the US.

His task was to destroy the Republican Party to punish them for Trump, salt the earth over them, and implement big structural reforms to stop future R minority extremism.
And he failed.

01.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 3577 πŸ” 772 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 64

go back to facebook

01.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--"

PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" 

PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

01.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 2151 πŸ” 675 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6
WAR
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28.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 2130 πŸ” 395 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2
Preview
a close up of a bald man with a mustache licking his lips . ALT: a close up of a bald man with a mustache licking his lips .

The longer I live the more I empathize with this philosopher

28.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely rancid vibes today, no one should ever work on a saturday

28.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is st. paul a real place?

28.02.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0