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Philip Tellis

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Creator: boomerang.js ∘ Founder: LogNormal ∘ Organizer: Boston Web Perf & CAJUN ∘ Web Performance ∘ Real User Measurement ∘ Data Nerd ∘ Bread Baker ∘ Akamai ∘ W3C WebPerf WG ∘ Julia dev ∘ Conference speaker ∘ Full stack pancakes ∘ Unstacked developer

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Now I'm dreaming of Nasi Campur

05.03.2026 01:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Halloumi is really squeaky when eaten

03.03.2026 18:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you only go to ConFoo on the years I don't?

26.02.2026 18:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm pretty sure it's because they didn't know how to create accounts without passwords :D. I was an intern at the time and apparently the only person who found the setup worrisome.

26.02.2026 16:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a couple of decades ago I installed a host in a data center where all the other hosts from all the other customers had the same network accessible administrator password. The password was... "password".

24.02.2026 16:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Statement on the Flock Safety ALPR Contract Termination The City is providing details on the termination of a contract with Flock Safety, which manufacturers and manages automatic license plate readers.

Meanwhile in Cambridge: Statement on the Flock Safety ALPR Contract Termination www.cambridgema.gov/news/2025/12...

20.02.2026 22:44 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Production quality just means most of the bugs are new.

20.02.2026 22:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Then there's the people who don't respond but show up anyway, and now there isn't enough cake.

13.02.2026 15:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe a baby monitor?

13.02.2026 15:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😜

12.02.2026 16:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just out of curiosity, did your blog ever run on MovableType?

12.02.2026 15:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A switch on a stereo tape recorder showing a selection between Normal and CrO2 (Chromium Dioxide)

A switch on a stereo tape recorder showing a selection between Normal and CrO2 (Chromium Dioxide)

IYKYK.

06.02.2026 19:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The other side of the moon: An equation to predict a page's roundtrip time

Yes it was also possible to build YSlow plugins. I built one at an internal hack day to do this: tech.bluesmoon.info/2010/08/equa...

24.01.2026 23:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I still worked out of India then but I made it out for OSCON later that year when YSlow was announced as a Firebug plugin (plugin inception)

24.01.2026 22:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
YUI Library

Could pull it from this GitHub repo: clarle.github.io/yui3/

19.01.2026 15:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember doing Yahoo Hack U at CMU.

16.01.2026 14:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For emails, you didn't just write more HTML, you also have to base64 encode everything and can't gzip in transit.

16.01.2026 14:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

tried to use it for HTML emails, but it doesn't work in Outlook. It's the only email client that insists on living in the past.

15.01.2026 19:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I got a keyboard for free on Buy Nothing. It has a built in metronome.

14.01.2026 16:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We suffered so much eye strain before the introduction of the <blink> element.

14.01.2026 16:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:

A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

12.12.2025 00:50 👍 3571 🔁 1030 💬 113 📌 340

Apparently Google will not let you block X from your discovery feed. You can only block individual accounts. Support forums are full of folks asking how to block all of X from showing up in Discovery. Time to turn off discovery completely.

06.01.2026 15:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I made black eyed peas pulao.

05.01.2026 03:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of a barred owl in a tree at summer. The owl is perched on a bench between two major trunks.

Photo of a barred owl in a tree at summer. The owl is perched on a bench between two major trunks.

Barred owl at sunset.

02.01.2026 21:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy New Year to those who have a new year starting today. Bonne année.

01.01.2026 15:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A box of Douce Romance Butter Waffles with the Korean text 버터 와플 and the English text Premium Dessert written in English. A picture of 3 people having tea is on the left and a close up of 3 waffles on the right.

A box of Douce Romance Butter Waffles with the Korean text 버터 와플 and the English text Premium Dessert written in English. A picture of 3 people having tea is on the left and a close up of 3 waffles on the right.

Is this a thing now where the Korean text is just the English transliterated into Hangul?

27.12.2025 20:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screen capture of the snowflake icon in Google weather showing a snowflake with 4 branches.

Screen capture of the snowflake icon in Google weather showing a snowflake with 4 branches.

Someone needs to tell Google Weather that snowflakes have 6 branches, not 4.

25.12.2025 15:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Y'all should check out "In Defense of Food" by Michael Pollan.

22.12.2025 16:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Photo of a loaf of Panettone in an aluminum tin on a wire rack. The Panettone has spilled over on one side of the pan.

Photo of a loaf of Panettone in an aluminum tin on a wire rack. The Panettone has spilled over on one side of the pan.

Photo of the inside of the Panettone with the crumb and dried fruits visible.

Photo of the inside of the Panettone with the crumb and dried fruits visible.

Tried to make Panettone but ended up with Volcanotonne. Apart from the shape, it came out well. 50% whole wheat and used my own strain of yeast extracted from the skin of a mango. The overflow was due to excessively deep scoring.

22.12.2025 05:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A loaf of whole wheat sandwich bread on a wire rack. The loaf is arranged horizontally and is covered with black sesame, white sesame, and flax seeds. There is a horizontal tear across the middle where the loaf was scored.

A loaf of whole wheat sandwich bread on a wire rack. The loaf is arranged horizontally and is covered with black sesame, white sesame, and flax seeds. There is a horizontal tear across the middle where the loaf was scored.

This week's sandwich loaf.

18.12.2025 04:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0