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it got to 70 degrees outside and i forgot myself and now i'm sunbornt

Excited for this story to destroy me in a third medium!!!!

they stole an hour from women

Top image- Kate Winslet in the movie Titanic being spun around Bottom Image- Yuzu (black & white hooded rat) her partner in being spun

does anyone want to blast my sinuses with a firehose

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

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Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

NOT CLICKBAIT DST TONIGHT

ok gummy i'm counting on you to fix me before dst

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screenshot of patreon's payouts page

reminder when you're doing your taxes, the number patreon is putting on your 1099 is the gross and they DO NOT exclude all the money they took from you in fees. you need to deduct that yourself as business expenses. an easy ("easy") way to do that is to download your earnings by month

Boston and surrounding areas! Over 150 rescued rats looking for homes!

Before the nurses strapped me into the laser machine, they pulled up Spotify and asked for my favorite album.

“Uh, it’s Kanye’s Late Registration, but he's a Nazi now. Let's go with my second favorite.”

Chat, I spent 40 minutes gently rotating to Carly Rae Jepsen’s landmark E•MO•TION (2015).

Showtime

Post a picture of your pet as a baby vs now:

MSPaint Willow the tabby cat

it is time for you to read soulsov my visual novel about how when a lady extends you an invitation You Say Yes Ma'am gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov

This morning's murps and bonks. Marvin and Little Big Fat are still looking for a forever home in the Austin/Central Texas area!

i'm having a lot of trouble getting my sleep schedule normal again but it's bc i'm up late thinking man i want to have pancakes for breakfast tomorrow and then thinking about making the pancakes

i was telling riss they made a mistake bc drivers in boston don't care who lives or dies including themselves

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girl... in 2026?

i think fandom would do well to bring back the concept of "a reading" which is different from "a headcanon". a headcanon can be anything and is total fun. a reading works with the text to come up with particular interpretations of the work, its characters, etc.

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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous ‘Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

willow is trying very hard to help me clean my floor by doing things such as standing directly behind me where i can't see her under my heel and then yelling really loud when i nudge her with my heel

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM