Ms. Naughty

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Really proud of this piece and so thankful to all the sex workers who talked with me while I was researching! I don’t often see this framed as a speech and artistic expression issue but it is: Visa/MC are effectively crowning themselves art directors as they rip sex workers off.

Why does it feel like only trans people are talking about how Kansas - a state with voter ID laws - just made all trans people's state IDs & drivers licenses invalid overnight

Happy days Shine!

A hand pets a dark gray bunny lying on a light blue blanket. Boxes and slippers are visible in the background.

I’m very tempted to say they’re a Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie

Hate to say it but I believe most, if not all, of my followers can be replaced by AI in 12-18 months

Oh you mean the company funded by PETER THIEL?

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

Vale @kudelka.bsky.social

Vale Jon Kudelka, one of the good ones.
Environmentalist & decent human.
#Tasmania #auspol #politas

In lieu of adult content, here's a bunny

I need to post more adult content, clearly

Or tennis elbow. Goddam can't swim, can't type, can't hold a book...

Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,

#PeaceBoard

comic: when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns. if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind. if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind. I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

🧵ICE's tactics for arresting and holding observers and protestors is ever-shifting, and I'm hearing lots of different stories. Right now, my perspective is that these are your best practices:

Now that's I've gratuitously used the word "schlong" I'm gonna repost this.

I wonder if I should have added spoiler warnings to these skeets.
Rest assured, the penises don't give away any important plot points.

I will say I think that was Ralph Fiennes real schlong.

Also, it could be the first film I've seen that's has so much full frontal male nudity and NO equivalent female nudity

Saw 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple yesterday. It's great.
My one quibble is that the prosthetic penis never looked right. It was too high, too low, too far forward. I guess fake dong technology still has a long way to go.

The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”

Great interview. 2008 was just a couple of years ago, right? Ping @violetblue.bsky.social

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

I grew up watching nuclear apocalypse movies where there's imminent war on the news and people are worried but nobody is running for the hills like they should.
I'm wondering which part of the movie we're up to right now.

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools