Two scientists walk through a cluttered old-fashioned science laboratory.
The female scientist says
βAnalogue instruments! Paper records! Chalk boards! I thought you'd agreed to modernise the laboratory?β
The male scientist replies
βThat's what i'm so excited about: we have moved to cloud-based storage for our data!β
They step out onto a balcony. She says:
βPlease tell me you haven't built a library zeppelinβ
This is exactly what he has done. It floats across the sky and he adds
βIt's got a fax machine!β
My cartoon for this weekβs @newscientist.com
07.03.2026 15:07
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Exactly. If they were so "good" then why can't we get enough information to understand them?
07.03.2026 15:36
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Listen, if you think losing ONE little hour of sleep is gonna ruin my weekend you are absolutely correct I hate it here
07.03.2026 12:24
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SICK PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO
FIGHT TO ACCESS HEALTHCARE
Itβs wild how much healthcare depends on the sickest people being the most organized, articulate, relentless version of themselves. As if fatigue comes with a project manager. Youβre expected to track every symptom, summarize years of history on command, and politely push back when someone shrugs and says everything looks βnormal.β Meanwhile your brain can barely remember your own name or address. Accessing healthcare shouldnβt be rewarded only to people who are well enough to fight for it. The people with the least energy and the least brain power are asked to fight the hardest. It's a broken system.
mybodyistryingtokillme.com
07.03.2026 13:15
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Among other motives. π
07.03.2026 15:09
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Yes! Counting down until it's mine.
07.03.2026 15:09
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Glitchy, prone to breakage, easily worn out...
Need something better.
07.03.2026 15:09
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Especially when the System has declared one of them anathema and sets up roadblocks against anyone honoring those routes.
07.03.2026 15:06
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I wasn't sure when I first snagged Finspan, either, but now I love it! And such gorgeous art, too.
07.03.2026 15:03
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You know, good old Catholic guilt would explain a lot.
07.03.2026 15:01
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No - not the potatoes!
07.03.2026 14:58
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Sarah is in her pack stockroom wearing a T-shirt that says plant native plants with a cool goth girls surrounded by plants in a stained
A print leaning on some plants that says please plant native plants or go to hell. The background is purple and the graphic is green blue and white. Thereβs a kitty cat with a hose and a watering can standing on skulls and thereβs flowers with faces
My cousin and her family are staying with me in April so I gotta get this Skype a scientist stock room cleared out!
May I interest you in a native plants t shirt or print? Our shop supports our work here in Philly connecting people with science via art!
SquidFacts.net
07.03.2026 13:48
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One of my particular autistic quirks: Only breakfast foods can be eaten for the first meal of the day.
Which is why living with Tim who heated up LEFTOVER DINNER because "any food is breakfast if you eat it in the morning" can be obnoxious.
07.03.2026 14:55
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Yes!
My brain refuses to switch tasks after I worked so hard to find my perfect schedule!
07.03.2026 14:53
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Black wide-eyed cat holding a small yellow flower on a pink background. Text reads: βJust a little cat who doesnβt really understand whatβs going on, but hopes that youβre okay.β
07.03.2026 14:24
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tweet from @peeholelicker:
talking to new people is so fucking embarrassing.
like Hi. never mind sorry i sound desperate
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06.03.2026 16:59
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It's the depression that sees no response and automatically suggests I am the problem.
Especially when absolute crap gets attention and readers.
07.03.2026 14:21
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TODAY'S THE DAY - and there's still time to grab your ticket to join us for this virtual deep dive!!
07.03.2026 14:10
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Where's the line between excited and obnoxious, right?
07.03.2026 14:13
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I've whittled myself down to Bluesky because other platforms are so much worse. But they also never worked when I was there.
07.03.2026 14:12
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Always feeling this.
Maybe I get ignored because I'm actually trash and no one wants to say it.
07.03.2026 14:11
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Algorithms are ridiculous. You're literally at the mercy of a random string of code with no actual intelligence.
07.03.2026 14:10
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The biggest roadblock is probably time.
So many hours go into studying marketing, designing graphics, and dispensing info there's no time left for ACTUAL WRITING!
It's like you need a backlog of finished work to even THINK about marketing. And it stops while you beg people to read.
#PretendPanel
07.03.2026 14:09
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Pixie - adorable tan tabby kitten - sleeping with her head propped up against a phone.
"Any minute now. Any minute they'll call and say I got the part." π΄
Happy #Caturday, friends.
07.03.2026 14:03
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Gielle is headstrong and determined to prove herself.
Which definitely leads to a dosing with Mind's Ease when she gives herself backlash after attempting her first solo Projection.
Fuzzy brains are better than screaming brains. π€·ββοΈ
#MarchWorldbuilders #MindWalkers #YA
07.03.2026 13:42
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Narural resources are always at risk of depletion. Both Maris and Tyklor have harvesting limits to try to ensure that doesn't happen. (YelNi is less strict about sand)
Also, if the trade agreements were to break, so would supply. (A major plot point in the series)
#Marchistics #MindWalkers #YA
07.03.2026 13:40
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Love all of these!
07.03.2026 02:18
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They look like a fun bunch!
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Ahh, overalls. They fit me perfectly until my first growth spurt. Now none of them are long enough for my torso and legs. π
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