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Writer. Sellout. Chicago. Narrative @ Monoblue Games Follow for Hazel updates. https://pscavanaugh.com/writing-portfolio/

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In my opinion he needs to be wearing a bandana and sunglasses and smoking a cigarette and I think you’ll agree based on my mock-up that it just feels right.

04.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Losing my mind

03.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drop the skin care routine king!

03.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The least human thing you can do I read a story just now about a man in Chicago who saved a baby after its carriage had been blown into the harbor by heavy gusts of wind. Lio Cundiff – who is a trans man not that it should matter her...

Expecting us – with good reason based on history – to all thank them for their service. Fuck your service and fuck you.

Saving a life is brave. Being instructed to kill and saying no I will not do that is brave. But killing like this? It is the least human thing you can do.

28.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 1426 πŸ” 379 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 26

You are one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive

28.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you never have restful sleep again

28.02.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you you worthless mummy

28.02.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely zero tolerance for the "Oh you aren't as cynical or depressed as me? You fool, you normie" kind of posting. That shit's not just toxic, it's dripping with jealousy and is deeply pathetic.

27.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 730 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9

BREAKING: Trump has exploded. Grew bigger and bigger like a balloon and then burst. He was 79 years old. (via AP)

25.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Abolish ICE’, β€˜Caleb Chilliams’ Among Winners of Annual Snowplow Naming Contest The other winners of the fourth annual contest were Stephen Coldbert, Pope FrΓ­o XIV, The Blizzard of Oz, Svencoolie and Caleb Chilliams, Chicago officials announced.

BREAKING: A push to name one of Chicago’s snowplows β€œAbolish ICE,” clearly linking the humorous pun to efforts to oppose President Donald Trump’s mass deportation effort, won the city’s annual snowplow naming contest, officials announced. @wttw.bsky.social

23.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 4805 πŸ” 1134 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 144

This is why I try not to let the β€œwe have to back Newsom” crowd bother me. This dude is dropping out before Super Tuesday. He shows up in polls right now because people know his name. They will turn against him when they hear him speak and see how slimy he is.

23.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For the love of god if you're asked to be on a jury for a powerful psycho don't admit you hate him. Pretend you don't know him or are neutral.

20.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Donald Trump has written a poem titled "My Darkness" and he will be reciting it from the Rose Garden at 1 PM Eastern Time.

20.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 1324 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 12

Oh baby hell yes

20.02.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

all eyes now turn to truth social, where the president is expected to respond from the toilet any minute now

20.02.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 1562 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 2

The older I get the more I realize some people are just rotten. Not complicated. No gray area.

20.02.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tim Heidecker stand up character yelling β€œShut the fuck up!”

Tim Heidecker stand up character yelling β€œShut the fuck up!”

19.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.

17.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 2501 πŸ” 296 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 2
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No, ICE isn’t β€˜retreating.’ It’s loading up to invade your town. | Will Bunch A much-hyped ICE pullback from Minneapolis is a blip in a looming nationwide surge of arrests, concentration camps.

MPLS was a great moral and practical victory for a new Trump-era resistance, but it was only the end of the beginning

15,000 new masked goons. 150 new ICE offices in every state, and a national network of warehouse concentration camps

My column on the battle ahead www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

16.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 357 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

He’s an astronaut. Surely he knows this isn’t true.

14.02.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Corporate Dems are such wieners. An unthinkable level of wienerdom.

14.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Encouraging our Chicago allies who survived Operation Midway Blitz to please post here about that post-”drawdown.” IIRC heat died down but ICE is back doing same shady shit only shadier. Celebrate the win (when it actually happens, not just a liarβ€˜s words) but know this is a strategic retreat.

12.02.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

Even when things die down a bit, the chilling effect on targeted communities (and their economies) persists. People are still cautious about leaving their homes, and I expect that will last for a long time, unfortunately.

12.02.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Truly, earnestly want to understand what makes you think it looks more possible. If the cause for concern is a real as you say, I think you have to back that bit up more. I do not think that is self evident.

12.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where have you seen it β€œvery clearly getting much better quite quickly”?

12.02.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More of this

10.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.

09.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 6313 πŸ” 2301 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 40
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People cheer while watching Bad Bunny perform during Super Bowl 60 at a Benito bowl watch party at La Bruquena in the Humboldt Park neighborhood Sunday evening in Chicago.

09.02.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 511 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

Buried in this piece is a throwaway line about how actually her real hustle is selling online courses to aspiring AI hacks, marking an extraordinary symbiosis of my two most hated internet poisons

08.02.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 2361 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 20