Furinda Medley

Oh yeah! And the cast is full of weirdos I am loving it

New Ladies of London is so gooooddddd

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It’s gonna be 75 and sunny tomorrow so I’ll be posting up at the fruit shelf at Dolores Park and talking shit with my buds 🥰

Mohammed Mossadegh got bumped for Whiskey Fridays

I was once at the Eagle and someone was changing a dirty diaper at the bar and like, I know that’s THE place to exhibit your kinks but I’m not trying to get pink eye or giardia while simply having a beer

Happy Tuesday!

the boys in R&D finally figured out how to do a crusade the pope hates

Left my keys at the office again 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Future Tripping on repeat over hereee

The sad fact of the matter is the smoking cigs is objectively fun and cool and the girls that get it get it (and by it I mean probably emphysema but at least it’s fun for a bit!)

So good for the ersatz Sicilian pie places as well. And those break down to like $3000 a slice, gotta get your money’s worth

Can I say something crazy? I like the Scruff Stories feature 🫣

I'm not going to get into a fight about Iran in the BravoRealHousewives subreddit I'm not going to get into a fight about Iran in the BravoRealHousewives subreddit I'm not going to get into a fight about Iran in the BravoRealHousewives subreddit I'm not going to get into a fight about Iran in the Br

I am so sick of seeing journalists treating foreign policy like some whimsical thought experiment. Little girls are dead! People living in already unbearable conditions just got their lives thrown into chaos. It's just sickening.

Watching the 1999 masterpiece, The Mummy, and omg Tuc Watkins my nearsighted king

Want so desperately to complain about about the weather in the Bay Area but I’m going to keep it cute

Sometimes I wonder if this is misplaced Kathie Lee solidarity

If I saw this man on Grindr those highlights would be an immediate red flag “run, there’s meth in the house”

Google says it’s girl or little girl in Albanian but suffering, suffering sounds like a bop

Have come to realize that multiple people I have known for YEARS do not know that I am bald/fully shave my head. Not intentional! But definitely need to be wearing fewer hats going forward 🥰

I don’t think that man loves anyone, not even himself

Also, I don’t see a single Musk Library or Gates-Cook University, instead we get exploded space ship debris spread across the southwest and eugenics. Pass!

It was fine!

It’s Monday and I have my annual review 😭 gotta come up with some jokes and be as cute as humanly possible (personality hire)

Dressed for lunch at Ina Garten’s house but stuck at the office

He is such a little bitch

1/2 ain’t bad? (I love poppers)

Miss Duff has me DANCING on Bart. This album really resonates with moi 🥰

Roommates is very fun!