Kay Ohtie

@flame.dog hottest things being the kinks that can't even readily be done in VR, mostly in RP, wehhh

@flame.dog Just need to turn smooth and squeaky and get puffkissed up bigger and bigger

@flame.dog ohno

@ret this hurts the coyote

@mathias vanilla pudding or vanilla eclairs or cream puffs?

I'm thinking about vanilla pudding, for some reason, which immediately made my mind think about vanilla tapioca pudding, and now I really want to make an extremely good vanilla pudding again using a vanilla pod.

Some nights, it's nice to just have a fraction of a piece of candy and happily just be stupid for the night.

Migrated from #HomeAssistant's built-in Zigbee integration to using Zigbee2MQTT instead, since it supports green power (Hue Tap remote), and then hung my bistro lights back up on the back porch to use that remote.

Also washed the pillow covers for the back porch chairs cause they were turbo […]

@oceanotter Yapyap! Howdy :3

@veralycaon.bsky.social this is why I wear earplugs in Walmart

Screenshot from ai slop bores me. I asked 'draw the best candy' and got back 'reeses' with a doodle of a potentially-upside-down cup. I then asked 'draw better candy than reeeses' and got back "they are in" followed by a bunch of circles in the correct colors for the next text of "pieces" followed by a smiley.

The second one made me laugh unreasonably hard, like, as if I was high and I haven't touched shit tonight

#youraISlopBoresMe

Screenshot of "your AI slop bores me" where I asked the "ai" for pizza-flavored pizza and they drew a slice of pizza with other slices of pizza on top

thank you I will treasure this

https://www.youraislopbores.me/

#YourAISlopBoresMe

Announcing the winning wallpapers that will ship with Ubuntu 26.04 LTS #ResoluteRaccoon.

💬 Ask a friend – osselo
🌠 Winter Grand Triangle – mizuno-as
🧡 Simple Raccoon (Light/Dark) – cnusr25
☕ Ubuntu Coffee Mug (Light/Dark) – ezspain

The Ubuntu wallpaper […]

[Original post on ubuntu.social]

dog with snow on its fur with the caption: "I wonder what could go with my coffee.." a lightly powdered pastry:

@nrr.corvidae.org ohno

@foxyloon Heckk

php is pronounced fp

@andythetanuki.bsky.social And I DO love to destroy houses by outgrowing them, inflating too big for them while inside >:3

@andythetanuki.bsky.social Not normally, I could guzzle a waterfall for a bit to do that!

Or I just grab an industrial pump/tank, come inside your house and blow your house apart from within as I outgrow it while inside, smotheirng you >:3

@andythetanuki.bsky.social That's why I stopped by the truck stop air pumps first, so I'd reduce the number of steps to get to your place to 2 >:3

barks :3

As cool as some newer things look, I'm glad I got a refurbished Dell Latitude for a laptop.

Easy to repair (retained screws!!!), replacement parts for it aren't hard to find (direct from Dell or other sellers).

And at least my 2-in-1 is built like a tank, rare for that form I feel like. Solid […]

@rkniner Hank Green did a video about this effect with Threads, and it even impacted with him merely replying. He was taking the piss out of accounts and replying to unashamedly shill the store he runs (understandable!) but he realized when his posts there were getting thousands of likes and […]

Oh god, are we actually doing the thing where we share an account we hate with our followers!?

This isn't Twitter, cut that out!

Block, report, and move on.

@kaijusaur.io it's also apparently not true

@jeanmachine.dev wat.

Is it like, some other trust mechanism besides a username and password that's at least in theory more secure, or really stuck with just username and password?

Am bridged user so idk how bsky works PDS/app-wise

@sheenahyena.bsky.social Always delighted on the sound front when folks sign up here and then go "omg" when they hear https://blimps.xyz/sounds/boop.mp3 when folks like or reply to their intro post x3

@betheymoth.bsky.social let's :bikepump: up that number then!

Showing off that null zone between their haunches!

Haunch at the front and footer up!

I got the squat toony pear look down in this chair

Same as before but more from the side

I took some indulgent pear mode shots

@ryroo.bsky.social Kangy bloonsdayyyy!!!