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comics + stupid stuff β˜… I make #softiescomic at softies.net and you read it ok? β˜… kyssimmee.tumblr.com β˜… kyssimmee.com/patreon β˜… softies.net β˜… http://readmycomic.com β˜… my work is sometimes for kids but my social media isn't!

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video games are so good

07.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think the US has genuinely tried to put forward that narrative, yeah

06.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

go bears

05.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
3d room, desk, lamp, bed, wooden wall, door, poster on wall, table and lamp next to bed, window with wooden cross dividing it into four sections.

3d room, desk, lamp, bed, wooden wall, door, poster on wall, table and lamp next to bed, window with wooden cross dividing it into four sections.

computer graphics (1995) archive.org/details/Koro...

27.02.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

i know many gretas in my life and it's a treat that she gets to be silly and stupid and look funny

05.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no she's awesome. to be sincere, I think she reflects the same commitment to cartooning about the world as we experience it (and not as it was depicted in media 50 years ago) that your flatscreen tvs and roombas do

05.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i like the new hidden role mechanic they've added to email jobs, where now you have to suss out whether people are reading your 5 sentence emails, or if they're just reading a 4 sentence ai summary of your 5 sentence emails

05.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is exactly my experience too

04.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not sure if this is true on iOS, but there are places in the macOS UI where the title of a window and the text it contains will overlap, with transparency and blur, making both completely unreadable πŸ˜€πŸ‘

03.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ux design is my passion

03.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A sharpie acrylic painting of several cave-painting-esque chubby horses in different positions. Sitting, laying down, bucking, rolling around and walking on pink paper with red borders.

A sharpie acrylic painting of several cave-painting-esque chubby horses in different positions. Sitting, laying down, bucking, rolling around and walking on pink paper with red borders.

Chubby horses are everything to me.

02.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 851 πŸ” 277 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Grandma practices her free throw shots on a new Greatures

greatures.com/comic/192/

02.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 281 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself.
PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? 
PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way!

PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside.
VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud!

PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling.
MATTIE: Get bent, asshole!

PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort.
PUNDIT: Can you believe that language?
PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil.
PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

so uncivil | patreon.com/lubchansky

02.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2392 πŸ” 556 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

"I thought i had this under control!" she says as they sting the inside of her mouth

01.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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wind whistler and the basketball game

comic I made for @mellodillo.bsky.social's pony comics zine this past summer

03.01.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 1546 πŸ” 345 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 6
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standing there

16.12.2025 17:02 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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a preeny + edge #phtr6g

11.01.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon drawing of Silver from Deadlock, drawn so triangularly as to vaguely resemble Taz the Tazmanian Devil

Cartoon drawing of Silver from Deadlock, drawn so triangularly as to vaguely resemble Taz the Tazmanian Devil

"Time to let out the bees!" - Sliver

01.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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the sketches from earlier this week and a Preeny

28.02.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

When I went to Tehran in 2018 for a game conference I hung out with game nerds, music weirdos, and queer folks with tattoos and colored hair, just like I do here. We got vegetarian food and watched goofy uncles play basketball in the park. I sure hope they can live to see a better day.

28.02.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 2661 πŸ” 550 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 8

i don't know if luc besson knows about romance yet but i definitely remember it scanning as a sex thing

28.02.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the article is reminding me of the unfortunate bit where the love interest dresses up as Princess Selenia to woo the protagonist. trying to imagine a scenario more mortifying for everyone involved

28.02.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i refuse to believe a group of teenagers would pay any attention during the second movie, during which literally nothing of consequence happens at all at any point

28.02.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

specifically the shot where they all yell ARTHUR!!! as the opening title for the first movie appears

28.02.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's been a minute since i watched it but the opening scenes that imply that this entire friend group is held together by the glue of Luc Besson's Arthur franchise is so iconic to me

28.02.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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me whenΒ someone makes a good point abOut something

28.02.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 840 πŸ” 266 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

the deeper we slide into this moment the clearer it gets that "morale" is not a fake concept. pepping up your guys, showing each other unconditional love, loudly reaffirming things that are true, and making and engaging with uncompromising art are more important than ever. you gotta do it every day

26.02.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

that's right

26.02.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0