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She didn’t cut him in.

07.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 456 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 5
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Trump scolds Fox News reporter for question about Russia helping Iran target US troops – as it happened This live blog is now closed.

Trump scolds Fox News reporter for question about Russia helping Iran target US troops – as it happened

www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

07.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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😏

07.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Neguse: It's still unclear as to the ultimate reasons that Trump made that decision. It may be that the corruption that Noem was engaged in embarrassed him. It may be that he was envious of it.

07.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 2317 πŸ” 482 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 29

Thank you! πŸ’™πŸ™

07.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Quick note: Polymarket is not a news source. Even if they preface their tweets with β€œBREAKING.”

06.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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yep.
anthropic and plantar why are 160 schoolgirls dead in the name of the USA?

06.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump needs this chaos to stay in power until he dies so he can avoid jail. He has no succession plan. He doesn’t need one. All he needs is to stay out of prison. After he’s dead, he doesn’t care what happens to the country. 🀬

06.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That in which I called him a bitch and an asshole early and often!

I should feel vindicated but still dealing with wondering how the hell he is still rich

06.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no way the Senate will confirm him. He's got no qualifications whatsoever and a room temperature IQ.

06.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man we are HAVING A NEWS DAY I see

*BLACKROCK’S $26 BILLION PRIVATE CREDIT FUND LIMITS WITHDRAWALS

06.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 1650 πŸ” 337 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 115

You shouldn't say that, dildos can be useful!

06.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me get this straight. Trump fires his DHS Secretary who carries around a bag of dildos and wants to hire a DHS Secretary that is a bag of dildos. Did I get that right?

06.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
🚨 FIRED β€” Trump DUMPS NOEM Over Cannibal CLAIMS
🚨 FIRED β€” Trump DUMPS NOEM Over Cannibal CLAIMS YouTube video by The Loren Piretra Show

Did Noem get fired over the completely made up cannibal story?

06.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, with a little luck the Saudis will "do the needful"...

06.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so sorry I forgot to attack these for more context. Stupid adhd

06.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Looks accurate to me!

06.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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From the MotorBuzz community on Reddit: An Arkansas Trooper Rammed a Car Doing 10mph Over the Limit. Two Toddlers Were Inside. One Was Having a Medical Emergency. Explore this post and more from the MotorBuzz community

www.reddit.com/r/MotorBuzz/...

06.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s New York golf club hit with five health code violations Initiation fees at the Westchester club can reportedly range between $50,000 and $100,000

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... then they moved on to inspect the kitchen

06.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I know it's been quite a week, but allow me to introduce the most shocking thing of the week! πŸ™„

06.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4

The voters of PA should be able to sue this guy for fraud...

06.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mullin has to be confirmed by the Senate, doesn't he?

06.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A budget is a moral document.

06.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 7528 πŸ” 2996 πŸ’¬ 206 πŸ“Œ 112

And this drunk asshole gets off on killing people.

06.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that asshole. I remember him. So much trash these days.

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
They’re MISSING a CRITICAL symptom
They’re MISSING a CRITICAL symptom YouTube video by David Pakman Show

Another Trump health concern. Plus, how did he grow that ear back?

06.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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CNN's Kasie Hunt: Do you expect the confirmation of Markwayne Mulling to be bipartisan?

Sen. Peter Welch (D-VT): "Well, Markwayne is -- he's respected, heβ€˜s honest and heβ€˜s competent... people respect Markwayne."

Hunt: "Hmm, interesting."

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