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oh damn uhhh hi

07.03.2026 12:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Western Iranian diaspora rapidly chasing Cuban and Venezuelan Miami residents in the gusano Barclays top spot

07.03.2026 11:40 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

ngl even way above where i want to be, body fat wise, i still look fucking insane. im so SHAPED

07.03.2026 12:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 11:10 👍 89 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

Over 1000 civilians dead, and we're letting Trump use UK bases to further his war.

Britain should stand firm against Trump's illegal warmongering, and stop these bombers landing on UK soil.

07.03.2026 11:20 👍 660 🔁 235 💬 30 📌 12
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This infographic was produced in order of MP’s money earned from other jobs.

Ooh look who’s front and centre, it’s “man of the people” Nigel Mirage.

Not often seen in his constituency but topping the charts of additional earnings.

07.03.2026 09:21 👍 150 🔁 115 💬 17 📌 6

like sorry but any kind of new firefly thing has three main problems

one - joss whedon is a super creep

two - adam baldwin helped start gamergate

three - the core premise of firefly is racist and at some point you have to address that they didn't even like add any chinese characters for the movie

07.03.2026 07:38 👍 161 🔁 36 💬 6 📌 2

"Iran is a big country, filled with many Iranians." -> things our media apparently does not know

07.03.2026 05:03 👍 391 🔁 41 💬 10 📌 0
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07.03.2026 02:06 👍 181 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 0

i just saw someone say that blue prince has "sequence breaks baked in" and i think gamers shouldn't be allowed to learn words any more

07.03.2026 11:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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不知不覺畫了好多啊🥺雖然只是做愛但其實這系列也有一點我個人對扳11的理解吧 能看出來嗎 雖然11總是被操得軟軟的 但其實她才是情緒穩定的那個 而扳扳的溫柔其實是壓抑的 稍有不慎就會失控 只有11足夠體貼去洞察和滿足她的需求

07.03.2026 01:50 👍 384 🔁 79 💬 1 📌 0
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06.03.2026 20:18 👍 229 🔁 33 💬 3 📌 6

hiiii junoooo 💙

07.03.2026 10:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fox mulder in his office reading the epstein files - scully no one cares about aliens anymore, the horrors of our own making are already beyond all human comprehension

dana scully, throwing up then taking a hit of the biggest blunt on earth - mulder i am going to go upstairs and just start blasting

03.02.2026 09:16 👍 47 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

hii 😘

07.03.2026 10:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

perennial reminder that having weirdly strong negative sentiment towards Catcher In The Rye (or Holden Caulfield) is, in my experience, a massive red flag

07.03.2026 09:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which brings me to my hot take: I have come around to thinking The Catcher In The Rye was a failure.

Holden Caulfield is supposed to be relatable but you made him read as whiney enough that misguided people see him as a reason to kill John Lennon.

An amoral book that ages phenomenally poorly.

07.03.2026 08:16 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

you have got to be doing a bit
[sees checkmark] oh god. oh no. no no no

07.03.2026 09:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is what I talk about when I say Labour's astroturfing is pathetic this is what I'm talking about - account emerges, posts 9 times about Gorton & Denton and then dissapears into the Ether when Labour ate shit.

07.03.2026 07:23 👍 48 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0
meee

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meee again

meee again

good morning

07.03.2026 09:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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Shakra and her master, some old sketches

#Silksong

06.03.2026 21:55 👍 48 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

i have literally been this and having the experience reversed would fix me for certain

07.03.2026 09:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

find someone who wants to touch you like they're an incredulous green space alien given the chance to fuck a human for the first time

07.03.2026 04:26 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 1

Long before they built LLMs that were designed to 'yes and' as well as agreeing to the central premise of anything they were told, they created an entire environment they never left where the rules were that humans had to act exactly like LLMs or these rich guys would go absolutely berserk.

07.03.2026 06:01 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

turns out having a life that's overwhelmingly friendless loveless and sexless kinda fucks you up who knew

07.03.2026 09:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

call me ernest hemingway the way my life revolves around substances, women, sex, and writing.

07.03.2026 06:49 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

some girls post about stuff they get up to on weekends and it's like damn that would be a life-altering experience for me

07.03.2026 00:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🫂

07.03.2026 00:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

frotting in the vomit comet two girls one cockpit vintage 9/10/2001 flight rules their snakes welcomed aboard, no jackson

06.03.2026 07:51 👍 64 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1

your what

07.03.2026 00:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0