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RobDotHutton from the broken site. Parliamentary sketches and film columnist for The Critic, co-host of classic cinema love-in War Movie Theatre. New spy book "The Illusionist" is out now.

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The Siege of Jadotville! For this week's episode of War Movie Theatre, think Zulu, if the Zulus had heavy mortars and air support. https://pod.fo/e/39d05d

07.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's only Regime Change if it comes from the NeoCon region of Washington. Otherwise it's Sparkling Restructuring.

06.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Question: someone i know who's already a writer in another area wants to do a crime-writing course. No getting published content, they have that covered, just craft stuff. Preferably online, suitable for a UK timezone. Please do share if you don't know of one! #AuthorSky

06.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Apart from its countless other pleasures, I, a professional screenwriter, will never figure out how you write something with a plot hole the size of the Lincoln Tunnel & it just doesn't matter, nobody cares, maybe you notice it but then you forget, the movie is just that good

06.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

Love this podcast. Flypaper for middle aged men.

05.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have I mentioned my "head injury" theory?

05.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The dumb-dumbs of war | Robert Hutton | The Critic Magazine It’s a little-known fact about Kemi Badenoch that years ago she must have suffered a traumatic brain injury that has left her completely unable to recall any event after 2002.

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β€œNobody wants to see an escalation,” the Tory leader replied, before then demanding Britain escalate things. β€œWhat is the prime minister waiting for?”

-- by @roberthutton.co.uk

05.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

I'd give it five minutes if I were you. I just predeployed.

05.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Hoping to combine it with VAT making their school fees unmanageable.

05.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is it I'm thinking of the 'Judgement at Nuremberg' section of @warmovietheatre.com when I see this quote?

04.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Totally.

05.03.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Siege of Jadotville! We're kicking off Fighting Irish Month with a terrific film about a forgotten battle. Think "Zulu", if the Zulus had air support. champ.ly/TFoVlEto

05.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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πŸ‘‡Clip below 🀣

05.03.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Goondalf too of course, and Gimli, son of Gooin.

05.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, the goons, the Men of Goondor.

05.03.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Excited to get a Badenoch explanation for this line on Radio 4. "Actually, it's Tolkien." thecritic.co.uk/the-...

05.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

I *think* Kemi Badenoch is currently arguing for a first strike approach to nuclear war.

05.03.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 16
It’s a little-known fact about Kemi Badenoch that years ago she must have suffered a traumatic brain injury that has left her completely unable to recall any event after 2002. That may sound ridiculous, but once you know it, it explains an awful lot about British politics. 

Take, for instance, Wednesday’s Prime Minister’s Questions. The Tory leader demanded to know why Britain wasn’t joining the Americans in attacking Iran. That’s a brilliant question if, like Badenoch β€” and apparently her entire team β€” you have absolutely no knowledge of β€œUK Involvement With Events in the Middle East: 2003 to Present Day”. Otherwise, even the most slow-witted MP would get a pretty handy clue from the first three letters of the target country’s name.

It’s a little-known fact about Kemi Badenoch that years ago she must have suffered a traumatic brain injury that has left her completely unable to recall any event after 2002. That may sound ridiculous, but once you know it, it explains an awful lot about British politics. Take, for instance, Wednesday’s Prime Minister’s Questions. The Tory leader demanded to know why Britain wasn’t joining the Americans in attacking Iran. That’s a brilliant question if, like Badenoch β€” and apparently her entire team β€” you have absolutely no knowledge of β€œUK Involvement With Events in the Middle East: 2003 to Present Day”. Otherwise, even the most slow-witted MP would get a pretty handy clue from the first three letters of the target country’s name.

The best explanation for the British right's enthusiasm for war with Iran: brain damage. thecritic.co.uk/the-...

05.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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"Mr Speaker, as @GIGACHAD_1776 said to me on X yesterday"

04.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 489 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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a man wearing a red u.s. alabama hat giving a peace sign ALT: a man wearing a red u.s. alabama hat giving a peace sign

EMERGENCY PODCAST EPISODE!

04.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Such an odd boast.

04.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
As Reeves went on, our eyes were caught by her Tory opposite number, Mel Stride, who was going through his speech notes. Where Reeves had gone with a traditional typescript that she followed with her finger, Stride’s approach is more impressionistic. He scrawls ideas and lines in thick black pen, and then goes over them with multi-coloured highlighters. Sometimes he draws round words, sometimes he writes things out in large letters and then colours them in. It looked, from afar, like they had been produced by a ten-year-old, as if Stride might ask Kemi Badenoch to pass Vicky Atkins a note asking if she liked him during Home Office Questions.

The chancellor’s message was that things are working well, and election-winning growth is coming our way. β€œEvery pound that we have secured in this forecast today can be wiped out by a change of course,” she said. Not by the changes of course she’s already executed, you understand, but by other changes of course yet to come.

As Reeves went on, our eyes were caught by her Tory opposite number, Mel Stride, who was going through his speech notes. Where Reeves had gone with a traditional typescript that she followed with her finger, Stride’s approach is more impressionistic. He scrawls ideas and lines in thick black pen, and then goes over them with multi-coloured highlighters. Sometimes he draws round words, sometimes he writes things out in large letters and then colours them in. It looked, from afar, like they had been produced by a ten-year-old, as if Stride might ask Kemi Badenoch to pass Vicky Atkins a note asking if she liked him during Home Office Questions. The chancellor’s message was that things are working well, and election-winning growth is coming our way. β€œEvery pound that we have secured in this forecast today can be wiped out by a change of course,” she said. Not by the changes of course she’s already executed, you understand, but by other changes of course yet to come.

Mel Stride's Marvellous Multicoloured Messaging. My SKETCH... thecritic.co.uk/what...

03.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Ultimately, there simply aren't enough clues as to what he's like.

03.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I think "half-devil and half child" captures something of Trump.

03.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That's because you wasted your teenage years on the internet.

03.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just remembered Mel Stride exists.

03.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Here to serve.

03.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A random headline generator with nuclear weapons.

03.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
As Reeves went on, our eyes were caught by her Tory opposite number, Mel Stride, who was going through his speech notes. Where Reeves had gone with a traditional typescript that she followed with her finger, Stride’s approach is more impressionistic. He scrawls ideas and lines in thick black pen, and then goes over them with multi-coloured highlighters. Sometimes he draws round words, sometimes he writes things out in large letters and then colours them in. It looked, from afar, like they had been produced by a ten-year-old, as if Stride might ask Kemi Badenoch to pass Vicky Atkins a note asking if she liked him during Home Office Questions.

The chancellor’s message was that things are working well, and election-winning growth is coming our way. β€œEvery pound that we have secured in this forecast today can be wiped out by a change of course,” she said. Not by the changes of course she’s already executed, you understand, but by other changes of course yet to come.

As Reeves went on, our eyes were caught by her Tory opposite number, Mel Stride, who was going through his speech notes. Where Reeves had gone with a traditional typescript that she followed with her finger, Stride’s approach is more impressionistic. He scrawls ideas and lines in thick black pen, and then goes over them with multi-coloured highlighters. Sometimes he draws round words, sometimes he writes things out in large letters and then colours them in. It looked, from afar, like they had been produced by a ten-year-old, as if Stride might ask Kemi Badenoch to pass Vicky Atkins a note asking if she liked him during Home Office Questions. The chancellor’s message was that things are working well, and election-winning growth is coming our way. β€œEvery pound that we have secured in this forecast today can be wiped out by a change of course,” she said. Not by the changes of course she’s already executed, you understand, but by other changes of course yet to come.

Mel Stride's Marvellous Multicoloured Messaging. My SKETCH... thecritic.co.uk/what...

03.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

The insistence on processing Trump's pronouncements as though he's FDR rolled into JFK rolled into Ronald Reagan is just bizarre.

03.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0