this is an ad for a playtesting company! of course they're going to say this shit!
07.03.2026 03:47
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this is an ad for a playtesting company! of course they're going to say this shit!
WHAT
modifier key to toggle diagonal movement - need to press two keys in order to make a step.
assuming this is a turn-based roguelike (e.g. Shiren, which is on PC)
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
the superpower of showing up!
laxatives for game production
a megagame in your head. in your megamind...
thought this was serious for a second. amazing satire on the types of people who "offer" unpaid internships. never let anyone do you like this
Do not do unpaid work for someone who will profit off of your labour, and do not trust anyone who is trying to frame that dynamic as acceptable or woke.
got grandfathered into a $15/mo for 18GB plan and not touching it.
Labor is simultaneously talking about letting CSG, a Zionist security org with close links to the IDF, carry heavy firearms at events in Australia, and also Australians can't protest anymore... What does that feel like?? Seriously?? Anyone that isn't batshit psycho ok with this?
andy
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the entrance to a small eatery in suburban japan
the menu is just one meal at 580 yen. today's meal is champon noodles and pilaf.
champon and pilaf
today's lunch
people don't want an agentic os they want to do this
crashing out because linux reckons i'm not allowed to put things on the usb i just plugged in
Metroid manga: Round and Round An Unexpected Discovery Samus: I haven't been back to my starship in a long while. Samus: It's gotten very dirty. It should be cleaned. (Samus notices something while cleaning) Samus: Oh! (Samus is now curled into a ball and tucked into a small space) Galactic Federation Voice: Samus! Report in! What are you doing? Respond! Samus: Aaah! It's perfect for turning into a ball here! Lots of Information Samus: This is Samus! I've been exploring many places on my mission! Galactic Federation Voice: Have you really been doing anything? Samus: If you don't believe me, just take a look at this map! Galactic Federation Voice: Oh! I see you've been rapidly progressing! Samus: See, see? (Galactic Federation Guy looks at Samus's map, which is full of her notes) Galactic Federation Guy: As for these notes... The notes: "Here's a roundy, and it's very nice!" "Here's another." "Rolly place." "There was a roundy here, but it broke down."
As much as I love buff badass lesbian Samus, I also really love the version of her from that one Super Metroid gag manga where she's this weirdo obsessed with round objects and hiding in small spaces
verb-oriented is just functional programming
MP1 is good at reimagining spaces as you get upgrades (imo could have gone further), whereas MP4 feels like coming back for scraps (much like a Zelda dungeon).
I have stronger feelings on the level design being not great - or at least, excelling on the first experience (Ice Belt) but being completely miserable when revisiting (esp. Volt Forge).
fair
gotta be a gpu kernel thing. what's your hardware?
IAN
need to lubricate your gpu
sleepy gamer orientation (x is up/down)
(pays for a TGA ad) *cares a lot*
do 2D games happen on the wall or on the floor
for over a decade this guy's thing has been "what if corrypt had better graphics"
jon blow could have just made a romhack
