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@meatier

I’m a triple threat: pretty, stupid, and stupid. 33. He/Him. SF Bay Area πŸŒ‰ Video games, comics, horror, D&D, anime, gym. Have a giggle! https://linktr.ee/princessofmeat

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I have many pairs that I wear at home but the logo really doesn’t make me wanna wear them in the gym lol

08.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What gym shorts would you recommend? I can tell already that the summer months are gonna be hot and I need something lightweight with 5" inseams preferredπŸ₯Ί

08.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
SpongeBob, smacking bubble buddy’s butt

SpongeBob, smacking bubble buddy’s butt

Definitely just got booty dysmorphia watching this man bend over to pick up a dumbbell and seeing his ass swallow his shorts in what I can only describe as the definition of a bubble

08.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re so damn pretty

08.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fuck I can already feel the seasonal depression expelling itself from my body tomorrow

08.03.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's go

07.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Her going through the highlight reel of everything else she said at the end had me done for

07.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

07.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 12308 πŸ” 4506 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 25

Got hit with a massive wave of sadness, missing a friend who’s been gone for about 10 years😞

07.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling "no pwogwessπŸ₯Ί" and then seeing the separation between my pec and delt coming to save the day πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

07.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never used one but it’s definitely my biggest gym wishlist item haha

07.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jealous you have a pendulum squat😩

07.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s always those ones that do haha but you look amazing so it’s good 🩷

07.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh soooo sorry you’re so hot and beautiful

07.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to be Him so bad

06.03.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every day yes

05.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh great more things to worry about in our healthcare system 😩

05.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
digital illustration resembling a photograph of a gecqua stuck in a screen door

digital illustration resembling a photograph of a gecqua stuck in a screen door

bro no way my starter got stuck in the screen door again πŸ’€
#pokemon #gecqua

02.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 354 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Tree Trunks was corseted today (lifting belt) and just.. πŸ˜šπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ

04.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Pondering for a millennia

03.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Need cloning technology I’ll get on it

02.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mass distribution necessary

02.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🫠πŸ₯Ή

02.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank goodness 🫠

01.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’d think at a certain point I’d understand that some of the moots just don’t want to talk to me by the 5th heart-react-no-response to my DMs but alas πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ’»

01.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

But we can try over and over

28.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The newly announced Pokemon, Gecqua, the water starter from Pokemon Winds and Waves

The newly announced Pokemon, Gecqua, the water starter from Pokemon Winds and Waves

[ Sketch ✩ Fanart ] GECQUA ... There are no legends about this guy, just facts, and the fact are that they are perfect. GECQUA SQUAD LESGOOOO

27.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 261 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Wonderful news they turned it down after all of my heaviest liftsπŸ₯°

26.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t like having to pop my eardrums with my music but my gym is playing some podcast or talk show on full blast over the speaker system and I’m finding it hard to hear myself thinkπŸ₯Έ

26.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0