They died doing what they loved, having comorbidities
07.03.2026 02:07
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They died doing what they loved, having comorbidities
My phone now automatically capitalizes Heat, haters will disagree but this is what peak masculinity looks like
These dudes are all gonna be shitting kidney stones out their dicks
“Oh nice, now it’ll be dark out again when I go for my morning run” ~ joggers, the most violently psychopathic of all
These dang millennials, don’t they know a bike basket can carry all their participation trophies!
I love this, because his entire original arc is he had to modernize his outdated ideas
So there’s potential for an insane meta textual layer to this bit, it’s like high concept
Same, makes me wonder if everyone else can smell me
Just remembered The Exploding Hearts :(
Anti-cancel culture Yoda would honestly be a killer improv character
I accept unconditionally whatever prison sentence is handed down to me
How much puss could ol’ Chuck crush if ol’ Chuck could crush puss
“Look, we didn’t start this war, but what do you expect us to do? Grow a spine and even feign toward stopping it? That’s just not what the Democratic Party is about!”
It’s a lifestyle brand, like Goop
Going to war against a bunch of drunken Irish-American construction workers who have shockingly literate vocabularies
Wavves was the millennial consolation prize for the death of Jay Reatard
And also already had that excellent documentary
Not one Lil Peep mention, honestly shocked considering how omnipresent he seemed at the time
Welcome to the club!
Looks like the image gave up a quarter of the way to finishing the job… Just like a certain ORANGE BUFFOON I know!
*smugly leans back while Real Time audience begins hooting, hollering, violently beating one another*
My favorite is reading a negative review like “The writing is as sophomoric as it is stupefying”
And then going, one please
Warner Bros like a damn cockroach, it survived AOL and then Time Warner it’ll survive this
Huge fan of Roth, day one Defector subscriber, maybe someday I’ll follow him on here if I get less stupid
Damn this blew up, wanna use this as an opportunity to recommend getting a side of rangoons today, you deserve it
Dave Chappelle 2026 comedy special: ““These kids gotta stop with the goonin’, and start CRAB RANGOONIN’!!”
*gets really serious* “My friend the Ayatollah of Iran was killed.”
"Where's my hair" - Emma Stone in Bugonia
40 yr old dudes watching Scary Movie, Guitar Hero and war in the Middle East come back like it's 2006
At least Cheney and Kissinger won’t enjoy the fruits of their labor, because they’re both too busy being dead
Hey fuck you
Just once I want to see a movie where a woman sadly watches a train carrying her lover leave station, only for him to show up a minute later going “SHIT! Did that fucking train already leave?! God DAMMIT!!”
No new wars, just a continuation of the forever wars that have been going on for virtually my entire lifetime
I’m never gonna think of him as anything but the dipshit who tried to disrupt a BLM protest on livestream, just for someone to yank his phone and make him beg for it back on camera