07.03.2026 18:44
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You’re right, it was her job one time. Because when she ran the first time she dropped out before even making it to the primaries.
Judging by the direction of the major film and music industries, the solution seems obvious: no new things ever again, protect the value of existing IP catalogues as fiercely as possible
The unhappiest year so far!
My favorite true thing is that the global heroin supply collapsed following the US leaving Afghanistan and the Taliban coming into power, a fact that if you bring up socially makes you sound like an insane person
*openly weeps in Los Angeles*
Throwing out all my weekend plans to get started writing a Rotta x Varang crossover fanfic
Pitch for Despicable Me 5: the minions go to work for the HHS promoting an all banana pancake diet, which causes obesity rates to spike so high it somehow effects Earth’s orbit around the sun
Sideplot, Gru and his stupid family get a new pool, who cares, nobody cares about them
They died doing what they loved, having comorbidities
My phone now automatically capitalizes Heat, haters will disagree but this is what peak masculinity looks like
These dudes are all gonna be shitting kidney stones out their dicks
“Oh nice, now it’ll be dark out again when I go for my morning run” ~ joggers, the most violently psychopathic of all
These dang millennials, don’t they know a bike basket can carry all their participation trophies!
I love this, because his entire original arc is he had to modernize his outdated ideas
So there’s potential for an insane meta textual layer to this bit, it’s like high concept
Same, makes me wonder if everyone else can smell me
Just remembered The Exploding Hearts :(
Anti-cancel culture Yoda would honestly be a killer improv character
I accept unconditionally whatever prison sentence is handed down to me
How much puss could ol’ Chuck crush if ol’ Chuck could crush puss
“Look, we didn’t start this war, but what do you expect us to do? Grow a spine and even feign toward stopping it? That’s just not what the Democratic Party is about!”
It’s a lifestyle brand, like Goop
Going to war against a bunch of drunken Irish-American construction workers who have shockingly literate vocabularies
Wavves was the millennial consolation prize for the death of Jay Reatard
And also already had that excellent documentary
Not one Lil Peep mention, honestly shocked considering how omnipresent he seemed at the time
Welcome to the club!
Looks like the image gave up a quarter of the way to finishing the job… Just like a certain ORANGE BUFFOON I know!
*smugly leans back while Real Time audience begins hooting, hollering, violently beating one another*
My favorite is reading a negative review like “The writing is as sophomoric as it is stupefying”
And then going, one please
Warner Bros like a damn cockroach, it survived AOL and then Time Warner it’ll survive this
Huge fan of Roth, day one Defector subscriber, maybe someday I’ll follow him on here if I get less stupid