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If you're old enough to have watched .hack//Sign you should probably be more worried about .back//Pain

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Putting a plastic bag on your head and suffocating is healthy for you

hey man it was good to run into you are you on Bluesky? great me too did you sign up for Upscrolled? yeah same I just added you on Discord. dope here’s my google plus account. yeah Signal is based but you gotta be on Session. nah no one uses Threads. yeah man I wanna kill myself too. see you soon

"let people enjoy things"

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Making an image look like a screenshot from wikipedia can make your claim seem more legitimate.

that's just fucking goatse you guys

hey Sega I know you're calling that a "fist bump" emote but you're gonna find yourself changing it real soon

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

This would absolutely do it for some of you

this made me so happy

Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

Steam big picture mode still runs like shit but I am more okay with dealing with gamescope myself here.

Yes I am aware of the paradox in going from Fedora-based to Arch-based but it really is more stable on my PC in particular.

I just threw out Bazzite for CachyOS due to stability but also getting this to work is a nice bonus.

"user requested cross-application communication" user: "i'd like browser integration or password autofill" italics: "isnt their someone your forgetting to ask...???" [sic] steam deck with application icons pasted on it: FIREFOX: "I CONSENT" KEEPASSXC: "I CONSENT" FLATPAK LOGO: "WELL I DONT!!!"

technology is incredible

I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.

Old tweet from @BadAtNetworking on April 28 2015 that says: "I met a guy earlier today who has *no* certs at all. I asked him how he got his job and he said "on merit." Is that a new job board?"

Old tweet from @BadAtNetworking on April 29 2016 that says: "Protip: If you configure 8.8.8.8/32 on a loopback somewhere, it takes people a lot longer to raise internet access trouble tickets."

Just got reminded of one of my all-time favorite old twitter accounts.

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

Mistakes were made.

(Espresso and Diet Coke for those curious)

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

more scandinavian

A scary ”treat” might also make an appearance at some point 🤤

Very Charity Scenario 10: Two 24-Hour+ Gaming Marathons! Help Very Scary Scenario raise money to support Mind

A written post for once. A bit over 24 hours from now I’ll be participating in this years ”very charity scenario”. Video games of various qualities will be played combined with sleep deprivation. www.justgiving.com/page/very-ch...

Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)

Fish have committed credit card fraud

Panel 01: A ball drawn on a whiteboard. The ball has two eyes on its "sides", the sides not facing you. A wooden teaching pointer is pointed at it, and someone is speaking from off-panel, saying "prey animals have eyes on the SIDES of their head, like this." Panel 02: The teaching point now points to another part of the whiteboard, where a ball has two eyes on its front. The off-panel speaker says "predator animals have eyes on the FRONT, like THIS." Panel 03: We zoom out and reveal the speaker to be Shen, who is holding the teaching pointer and asking the class ahead of him, "any questions?" Panel 04: It's 3 characters at tables in a classroom: A sheep with side eyes on one side, a tiger with front eyes on the other, and a shark raising his fin in the middle.

screenshot of a YouTube video still of a chubby baby seal laying on the snow with the caption "In the glittering backlight, a fat baby seal is doing nothing special."

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.