Henry Morris

The Islamo-woke Green alliance is my favourite. I'm so confused now though. Maybe I'm simple, but I can't tell what's real and what's satire.

He's a case study in pathetic.

@mrhenrymorris.substack.com Incel lefties! Cat ladies! A medal-fondling Farage! Presumably many will think this is your work. I think your version would be actually funny, though.

Literally just writing that second one!

Yeah, nice try, David, but you're fooling no one!

It's as plain as day that both of these columns are mere 'skits' by the ever brilliant @mrhenrymorris.substack.com

New Ayatollah just dropped.

War means war

On the one hand, a clearly deranged lunatic in the White House starting a dangerous illegal war on Iran with already-serious repercussions for the region and world...

Or having a pop at Keir Starmer.

You just knew which side the Right would come down on.

Screenshot of an X post by Republicans Against Trump reporting claims that commanders at multiple U.S. bases told troops the Iran war is part of “God’s plan” and linked to Armageddon. Below is a photo of Trump standing with several evangelical leaders praying around him.

The religious right has infiltrated far into our military with disturbing consequences.

Bach o newyddion gwell

Cartoon from Der Spiegel shows the world as seen by Trump.

These are the scenes at Mercure Nottingham City Centre Hotel. Sickening use of deadly bird netting that ends up with birds trapped and starving to death. Police have been contacted.

Please sign the petition calling on the hotel to end the use of netting: protectthewild.org.uk/mercure-hote...

Labour home sec Mahmood in some concentration camp for refugees wearing a something a bad guy in star wars would wear

What am I wearing to the press conference about how we're stripping human rights from the inferior races who have been undermining national unity with the help of Marxist traitors? I've got a sort of Nazi SS officer type thing, would that work? Perfect.

You know, when Benjamin Franklin wrote about the only truly certain things being death and taxes, he did not mean those as *alternatives*. It was not death OR taxes.

‘A big burden for farmers’: Gulf shipping crisis threatens food price shock Iranian blockade of the strategic strait of Hormuz is hitting global fertiliser supply chain

Or, to put it another way, wars are a bad thing and affect lots of industries. We’ll have to see how it goes.
UK farming very reliant on high inputs - many would say too reliant and too high inputs. Check a waterway near you to see where some end up. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

"Give me the blandest thing on the menu"

Can I have the Dead Kennedys pin pls?

Think there's an option to register to read it for free

'Operation Epic Fury – as it happened' Donald Trump takes on the world and loses - as imagined by Henry Morris

Donald Trump takes on the world and loses - as imagined by Henry Morris ✏️

@mrhenrymorris.substack.com

The new Prospect is out, with @ellenhalliday.bsky.social's excellent and terrifying piece on a future of extreme, freezing winters, @imaanirfan.bsky.social on Modi's cinematic universe, @mrhenrymorris.substack.com with a dispatch from a Reform Away day, and @benansell.bsky.social on zombies....

Have you been watching 1996 Michael Bay triumph, The Rock?

A painting of a Roman masonry walled fort with projecting towers from the air, reused as a base by Norman soldiers arriving in dragon boats from the sea

28th September 1066

An invading army led by William Duke of Normandy make the 780 year old #Roman fort of ANDERITVM (Pevensey) #Sussex a base prior to the Battle of Hastings

A vivid recreation © Alan Sorrell 1970 reproduced in 1976 as a Department of the Environment postcard

#RomanFortThursday

16:29

A bipartisan group in Congress demands more clarity on the strategic objective. Pete Hegseth responds with a thirty-second video of himself bench pressing 220lbs.

Sorry it's taken so long, it was good to go on Sunday but was been sat on for reasons of national security.

"With the Operation Epic Fury Signal Chat now functionally unusable because it has 15,000 members and is being repeatedly spammed with AI images of David Hasselhoff in clerical robes, Pete Hegseth migrates it to Roblox."
👏

This is tremendous!

Also happening in the background:
www.justice.gov/opa/pr/unite...

Bro

It's all true. All I had to do was cut and paste the chat Hegseth added me to.