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lookin at futa porn

let my people go 🗣

i couldnt complete postal 2 because it stopped being funny about halfway through

this is how cursed by the pharoah the uk was today

i should buy a chainsaw

its not just something you can dump something on

i got a delivery for the youtube poop veterans

send link

i just RIPPED ASS in a quiet waiting room its actually over for me

theres a magic conch in my ear and its whispering STEAL EVERYTHING

you may think that because the doors have shut, that your train is departing. do not fear! press the green 🟢 button 🟢🟢 when the light is illuminated to open 🔛 the doors!

im eating focaccia bread on the bus #yum

im a termite and i loooove eating wood my favorite species is cherry

i also cannot wait to be able to speak fondly of being a teenager in 2019 😭

if you found this tweet by searching "home automation" please do not reply, thanks

this post is pure copium from the copium poppy

the internet is not a big truck

2009-2015 is roughly the period i have the most nostalgia for but i cant talk about that without sounding like a baby

i actually harbor an immense amount of nostalgia for the 2010s but mainstream nostalgia is still stuck on the 2000s

hi lauren

all these years i thought his last name was MtRomney and something else was his first name

what would our timeline look like if mitt romney won the 2012 election

im talking about the dudes that homelab this shit like why what is the point when you remove the data collection 😭

my friend hack his own computer by entering correct password

dont call them theyfabs bro

what benefit does "home automation" have? why do my light switches and thermostat need to be connected to the internet?

wow

they have dildos at target now?