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I was thinking maybe instead of houses we could live in tepees because it's better in a lot of ways.

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It’s 2025 and The New York times has discovered manga exists. I bet those dullards at The New Yorker are feeling real embarrassed right now that they’ve been scooped.

13.10.2025 12:40 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fact that xfinity went to the trouble to trademark the phrase "The wifi is booming" reveals a lot about the current state of marketing and advertising.

25.09.2025 15:40 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself encased in a chocolatey crunchy candy-licious shell.

14.09.2025 17:25 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Margaret Dumont: Be a dear and hold me close.
Groucho: Be a deer and grow some antlers.

13.09.2025 05:29 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

L-Word Demon Hunters
M. Ward Demon Hunters
N’Sync Demon Hunters
O-face Demon Hunters
Pee Tape Demon Hunters
Qdoba Demon Hunters
R. Crumb Demon Hunters
and so on like that

01.09.2025 04:25 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’m like this with the thrown sandwich thing. All I know is those two words. Thrown sandwich.

22.08.2025 04:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FASERIP ≠ phaser it

04.08.2025 04:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s fun to live in an era when movies ask the question “haha, wow. What if this really happened? Could you even?”

01.08.2025 04:23 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is being touched by another man in a room . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is being touched by another man in a room .

I always do one of these

26.07.2025 22:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When he just suddenly keels over, all the headlines will say “but wait, he said he was so healthy”

25.07.2025 12:28 👍 298 🔁 23 💬 19 📌 5

Antiques Roadshow Black Series scale

22.07.2025 04:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last week’s events confirmed that Coldplay is music for CEOs.

21.07.2025 13:02 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This was the final thought in Sean Howe’s Marvel history book.

20.07.2025 21:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite Elder Scrolls game

09.07.2025 01:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Get notified when someone posts?" Mister, I don't even wanna know when I post.

07.07.2025 23:29 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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06.07.2025 16:49 👍 36 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

ESSEX

25.06.2025 21:13 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aside from Seattle, are there any other place names where the first syllable sounds like a letter and the remaining syllables when combined with that letter form an unrelated word? (Seattle = C + attle = cattle)

25.06.2025 17:00 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 1
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25.06.2025 16:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OoOoh, it was in the paper you saw?

25.06.2025 16:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can open the garage at my workplace from the comfort of home via my telephone, and vice versa.

22.06.2025 14:51 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I bet it’s hard to be friends with someone named Alek because I bet you’d always be like “shouldn’t it just be Alex??”

20.06.2025 17:13 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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omg no Peggy

19.06.2025 16:25 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 1

I’ve been saying “pos thog” this whole time.

18.06.2025 21:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Victor Mature responded to this with a "so's your old man!"

18.06.2025 02:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Spanish for “the Vegas”

16.06.2025 18:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

O hai

14.06.2025 05:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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14.06.2025 04:34 👍 317 🔁 69 💬 3 📌 0

I sat by Eddie Deezen at a busstop at Olive Ave and Buena Vista in Burbank, CA in 1996.

14.06.2025 03:22 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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post 10 Based In Maine post 10 is a channel about anything and everything from North East States. My day job was lawn care but now i do, Home Demo, Residential Electrical. I make videos of unclogging culverts...

How do you feel about the unclogging of culverts and beaver dams, Daniel? youtube.com/@post.10?fea...

31.05.2025 02:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0