I keep meaning to post here but every time I open this app all I see are out of context replies, is this normal? I can’t live this way

This place should change its name too. What about “Twitter”?

This might be a radical idea but what if there was a social media app without racism

Haven’t checked this place in a couple days did i miss anything

Everyone who has less followers than me on Twitter but more followers than me on here needs to treat me like I have more followers than them on here out of respect

Honestly he kind of owned me. But how else am I going to keep my ass this fat

Getting breakfast at Jack in the Box and a homeless guy yelled into my window “hey MAAM do you really need THAT for your FAT ASSS??” & before you assume it was a way to get my sandwich he immediately ran away to call everyone in the restaurant fat through the window

Oh no. I did not just finally sign up for this place just to have everyone start talking about some new place everyone’s signing up for. I give up I’m going back to MySpace

How am I supposed to skeet with everyone watching

This place is ok I guess but looking at posts just isn’t the same without view counts

Almost as good as feeling better than everyone else

They seemed to just find me last time. I can only hope it works that way again

It’s humbling not being popular on here. Like I can almost relate to you all again

What if every time a billionaire’s stupid business venture fails they just imploded into a fine mist no matter what the business is. Something to think about

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I’m inclined to blame you

As you can see, he’s doing great

Here’s my first post so you know it’s really me