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The original large language model. This is not financial advice. It’s not even good advice. I am not an expert on anything. You probably shouldn’t listen to me.

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What if DEI for Evangelicals? Perfect. Print.

07.03.2026 03:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aaron, I love you, but you’re freaking me out.

04.03.2026 17:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aaron, I love you, but you’re bringing me down.

04.03.2026 17:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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You’re talking about Justin Sun the philanthropist?

04.03.2026 15:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Decentralize all the things … except for this one thing.

04.03.2026 03:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There used to be a Chrome Plugin that was an ad blocker but used a Web Workers to clone the page on the background and click on all the ads silently.

04.03.2026 02:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Betteridge's law of headlines - Wikipedia

"Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

03.03.2026 20:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fyte Fest, but government.

03.03.2026 09:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me_reaping_me_sowing.jpg

03.03.2026 03:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Microtransactgressions will be the native debt structure

02.03.2026 13:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a black and white photo of a man talking to another man with the caption your winnings sir oh thank you very much Alt: The same policeman accepting his winnings from the illegal casino.
28.02.2026 18:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . '' Alt: Scene from Casablanca where a policeman is saying: I am shocked that there is gambling happening in this establishment.
28.02.2026 18:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am confused. He grabbed an equal number of packets and cards but only paid for the packets? Did he keep the packets? Also, $40k / 75 thefts is $533 per heist. If a packet is $5, did he end up with 8k taco packets?

28.02.2026 03:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Let them eat liver.

27.02.2026 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And chainsaws…

27.02.2026 04:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman in a white shirt and red skirt sits in front of a yellow curtain Alt: Lily Tomlin as “Ernestine” of the SNL skit “Don’t like it? Too bad, we’re the phone company”
27.02.2026 00:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Warner Brothers is a good luck charm for any company that owns it. It has worked out swimmingly over and over again.

27.02.2026 00:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You don’t want to know. Trust me, it’s brain poison.

26.02.2026 00:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scroll back a bit for the Candise Owens episode.

25.02.2026 16:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Posting Through It Politics Podcast · Updated Weekly ·

Enjoy.

25.02.2026 16:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The GOAT

25.02.2026 14:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm watching the State of the Union, so you don't have to.

Feel free to follow along for the shitshow. #SOTU

25.02.2026 02:16 👍 195 🔁 20 💬 14 📌 4

Done

25.02.2026 01:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I went to an AI hackathon over the weekend and won $1k in prize money, but didn’t write a single line of code. Just six hours of prompting Claude Code. We are already past the event horizon, for better and worse.

24.02.2026 16:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Paris Hilton: Socialist, is the one that sends me.

24.02.2026 04:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did they really put us at the bottom of a pyramid, though?

23.02.2026 02:42 👍 42 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Suspect Guilty GIF Alt: Man in a hotdog suit in front of a crashed hotdog car: “We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.”

Your spouse 10 years from now.

22.02.2026 21:14 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Converting from Evangelicalism to Catholicism and then getting bent out of shape because Catholicism is contemplative and difficult and isn’t as bigoted as you want it to be is such a well-trodden path. Hope he grabs a hoodie at the bookstore on the way out to remember his time.

22.02.2026 19:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a non-Catholic who went to Notre Dame, I can assure you this man is off his rocker.

22.02.2026 15:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I was listening to a podcast…” said nobody of importance ever.

22.02.2026 07:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0