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“Goddess amongst goons” -DJ Rick, 2025 She/her | Writer | disaster bi in OC x canon hell | Cult of Ace recruiter ♠️🔥 Pfp @Goldsteinmartin.bsky.social 💍💜 @scooter789.bsky.social Ace to @ritalinrat.bsky.social’s Luffy Fandom elder; older than One Piece 💀🔞
A 3 panel comic by beetlemoses. In the top panel, two people sitting in a car see another car that is painted purple with the face of Batman's Joker plastered all over it. One of them says "Dude... check out this car". In the second panel, comedian Lou Wilson steps out of the car. In the third panel the two folks from the first look on in stunned awe
Beautiful bat signed prints are hot off the press
2 panel comic. First panel: a skeleton robot with an atomic purple exoskeleton stands over a burning wasteland and shouts “KEEP MOVING, HUMAN SWINE!” Panel 2: a bunch of humans shackled together are walking through the apocalypse landscape. One says “I gotta say, that clear purple casing looks so sick.” This is a redraw I did of a comic I drew in my first year of comics! Circa 2022
3 panel comic. First panel soldiers are under fire in a jungle and one yells in the talkie talkie “we need air support! Do you copy?!” Second panel a military helicopter flies over the hills and a voice says “yeah…” Panel 3: a capybara is flying the helicopter and he says “I capy.”
3-panel comic. Panel 1: a truck driver spills his drink while driving and exclaims, “there’s a bee in here!” Panel 2: the fuel truck he is driving careens off the road and crashes into a building with a sign out front that says “EVIL TECH COMPANY”. Panel 3: the bee walks down the road with the burning aftermath behind him. He says on a tiny flip-phone, “it’s done.”
Three panel comic. Panel 1: office break room. One coworker opens a pink box of donuts and says “ooo… who brought donuts?” Another coworker, disinterested at another table, says “idk.” Panel 2: the first coworker, grabbing a donut, says, “don’t mind if I—“ and is suddenly and violently pulled up and out of frame. Panel 3: two fish are sitting in a boat, fishing. One says, “I got one!”
I ♥️ JOB
Legitimately afraid of the day I see this @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic and it DOESN'T make me laugh for like, five straight minutes.
Three panel cartoon First panel: ape in a zoo is painting abstract shapes on a canvas Second panel: zoo visitors say “Aww, that’s cute.” The ape is within earshot. Third panel: ape is sitting in his art studio filled with abstract paintings and a large banana sculpture. The ape is depressed, sitting at his art desk, head in hands, with a cigarette and a lowball glass of whiskey.
This comic has stuck with me since I saw it a long while ago. Just amazing.
Beetle Moses comics scratch that same part of my brain as the far side, where you get this glimpse into an absurd and better world where every detail is a bit and the more I think about it the more I giggle
me desperately trying to appear sober as I search the gas station for a pepperoni stick and those cheese sandwich crackers
I am not a fan of AI but ifs good for something its to replaxe Chris Pratt with Tig Notaro.
Two panel comic. Panel 1: girl rifling through her purse. Says to her boyfriend, “babe, can you hold my keys?” He replies, “sure.” Panel 2: he stares in disbelief at the “keys” placed in his hand, a single car key and approximately six key chain toys and charms overflowing in his open palm.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.
Two panel comic. The top panel shows a pink triceratops with a speech bubble that says, “New month, new me!” The bottom panel shows the triceratops walking to the right, oblivious to imminent doom caused by the meteor, volcano, and fire in the background. Two dinosaurs in the background look up at the meteor with worried expressions.
At the start of every month I think, “I’m going to make more art and post more!” Here’s a comic to express how I feel about trying to be creative these days.
“Does it get better through time?”
It could.
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Birthday Snail 🐌
#oc #onepiece
don't forget to dance or jump around to some music today
I like this guy #pombon
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFOR A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION
*sighs* *taps the sign*
perona!!
#onepiece