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Joe Koch writes literary horror and surrealist trash. Twin cities gay guy Website: horrorsong.blog Books! The Wingspan of Severed Hands Invaginies https://bookshop.org/p/books/invaginies/20266528 The Couvade Convulsive The Shipwreck of the Cerberus

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Writer of books, short stories, screenplays, and stageplays. Publisher, editor, bookshop ghoul. Infrequent podcaster. Cursed to haunt the internet forever.

Max Booth 80 members ⸱ 21 posts Writer of books, short stories, screenplays, and stageplays. Publisher, editor, bookshop ghoul. Infrequent podcaster. Cursed to haunt the internet forever.

ICYMI I launched a personal Patreon last month. Short stories, essays, internet comedy stuff. A variety of fun things. Currently at 80 patrons and imho it would be very cool to hit triple digits before the end of March. Please share and consider supporting! www.patreon.com/interrobangbus

06.03.2026 18:43 👍 15 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 👍 25799 🔁 6416 💬 224 📌 208
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I present to you, Fuck Autopeças, car parts megashop in Rondônia Brazil:

03.03.2026 15:15 👍 520 🔁 171 💬 7 📌 18

I've got twelve of them in my pocket right now-all set, lol!

06.03.2026 00:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But which came first?

06.03.2026 00:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck no. I write for humans, not slop slurpers.

06.03.2026 00:34 👍 48 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

That's what Voidcon is for.

06.03.2026 00:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wanted to never again experience clothes that fit.

06.03.2026 00:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why did the chicken cross the road

roads are human social constructs not observed by chickens and often feature little of interest to chickens

06.03.2026 00:16 👍 102 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

Welcome to team brainrot. We have a little sled for you and a nice tall glass of tar.

06.03.2026 00:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not beating the allegations that I'm a vampire born in the 1800s with this verbiage, am I?

06.03.2026 00:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Xavier, a whole new world beckons you.

06.03.2026 00:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you haven't read his books, including the novel Theorem, go do that soon.

05.03.2026 22:20 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My soul remains unbesmirched!

05.03.2026 22:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dean Stockwell in pussy heaven raising a toast. He says "Here's to your fuck."

Dean Stockwell in pussy heaven raising a toast. He says "Here's to your fuck."

Just found out it's his b-dy, too, so

05.03.2026 22:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy rage day!

05.03.2026 22:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh no
bsky.app/profile/deep...

05.03.2026 21:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's like what, 3.5 percent?

05.03.2026 21:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, is he starting his firing everyone phase? That might be good.

05.03.2026 21:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Too chicken to click

05.03.2026 21:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[Walking through a miasma of fossil fuel exhaust, strawberry vape, B.O., halitosis, human waste and garbage thanks to the poverty and urban decay that Republicans made happen] I fear that someone might be partaking of a jazz cigarette, this shannot do.

05.03.2026 20:42 👍 23 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Okay BYE
bsky.app/profile/neon...

05.03.2026 21:21 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

That's just iced coffee now! I'll take it. I'm not scared of iced coffee like some people.

05.03.2026 21:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay, I'm here to poison my brain & soul for a few minutes, what you got?

05.03.2026 21:17 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0

Just don't aim the bullhorn at me please!!

05.03.2026 21:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seconding others' recs and adding ergot., strange horizons, bourbon penn, and three-lobed burning eye. Be a little brave about trying more sf places (unless you're really sensitive about rejections) because you can't always tell exactly how open-minded they'll be to work like yours.

05.03.2026 06:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, I wasn't going to allow the internet to soil my brain today, but it was a long day, and it's somewhat comforting to see what all the tiny people in my phone are up to in between the atrocity posts. Take care of yourselves & thank you.

05.03.2026 03:21 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, that's something to think about!

05.03.2026 03:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can't tell you what Phantasms 1 and 2 were about but I'm pretty sure the 3rd Phantasm was about eye exams.

05.03.2026 02:48 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Cthulhu and the fisherman

Cthulhu and the fisherman

How come you didn't call me back?

04.03.2026 22:18 👍 56 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0