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30 years of social media breaking my heart.

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I’ve decided that the both the response to AI and the response to fascism is to lean into talking to more old friends and community, and so far it’s going great.

06.03.2026 23:42 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

06.03.2026 04:02 👍 1438 🔁 331 💬 22 📌 8
Socialize the Plan Anyone who tells you they have this current moment in coding figured out is lying to someone (you or themselves). I’m going to keep sharing half formed thoughts, and bits of things I’ve learned.

Blog: “Socialize the Plan” . On AI and Code Review - laughingmeme.org/2026/03/05/s...

05.03.2026 12:16 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

OH: "All the discussion about paperclip maximizers is a smokescreen to avoid discussing the implications of profit maximizers"

02.03.2026 19:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

27.02.2026 11:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Google AI tells me this is another name for the S?

24.02.2026 01:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jealous

17.02.2026 16:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just a reminder that just the growth in wealth of the US billionaire class since 2020 (start of the pandemic) is more than enough to fund UBI. There are other conversations to have about AI, but that's an important one.

16.02.2026 22:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Software Practices from the Scrap Heap? I’m going to keep writing half baked things about AI, because it’s what I’m spending a noticeable number of hours thinking about these days, and because I don’t think it’s possible to be fully baked o...

Blogged: laughingmeme.org/2026/02/15/s...

15.02.2026 16:54 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Code has always been the easy part When I joined Etsy the team was two years into a rewrite chasing a more elegant architecture (actually two distinct incompatible elegant architectures), and hadn’t shipped a customer facing feature in...

Blogged: The Code has _always_ been the easy part - laughingmeme.org/2026/02/09/c...

11.02.2026 00:30 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1
Screenshot of laughingmeme.org on August 05, 2003

Screenshot of laughingmeme.org on August 05, 2003

laughingmeme.org on August 05, 2003
https://web.archive.org/web/20030805190306if_/http://www.laughingmeme.org:80

16.08.2025 13:05 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

@volts.wtf I'd love it if you'd do an episode on how China's EV roll out and China's move to cities are interacting. Anything interesting or novel they're doing around e.g. charging infrastructure? Other impacts?

16.01.2026 16:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But oatmeal raisin. Sometimes we’re in lesser of evils territory.

24.11.2025 23:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, but could we get these heart warming messages about turning 50 vs 30 please?

05.10.2025 20:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who would use an emoji when we have perfectly good emoticons

11.07.2025 10:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if being part of the union does not entitle you to any of the benefits of the union, we do not, in any real sense, have a union

09.07.2025 23:46 👍 3872 🔁 894 💬 86 📌 20

Primary.every.democrat

25.06.2025 02:36 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Updated my yard sign.

06.06.2025 13:56 👍 1546 🔁 251 💬 2 📌 9

I had this heart stop moment for a second there when I confused ProPublica with Politico

05.06.2025 09:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many millions of compute cycles have been spent summarizing the latest Mary Meeker report and could that work have been cached and shared?

01.06.2025 19:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Welcome to Wildlife Toy Box! | Wildlife Toy Box

Behold! If you need to buy polar bear toys or elephant feeders, there’s a place for that! Which also makes rain barrels.

www.wildlifetoybox.com

21.04.2025 21:47 👍 253 🔁 33 💬 9 📌 1
A Slackbot message reading, “Welcome to #politics! People in this channel tend to join #drinking and #insomnia, too.”

A Slackbot message reading, “Welcome to #politics! People in this channel tend to join #drinking and #insomnia, too.”

Thank you for that, Slackbot.

18.04.2025 14:28 👍 1144 🔁 252 💬 7 📌 5

OH: "Nobody wants to psychologically own voting for the dumbest guy alive three times, so they make up complicated stories about it"

Yep. The "4D chess" justifications are out of control right now.

09.04.2025 15:36 👍 149 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 0

Do you miss American manufacturing or do you miss large union memberships and income tax rates on the rich well north of 50%?

04.04.2025 21:26 👍 254 🔁 59 💬 7 📌 2

I’m not going to read your “how to defeat fascism” post if it’s on Substack, a platform that actively supports fascists.

03.04.2025 23:50 👍 689 🔁 174 💬 10 📌 8

I mean we Brexit'ed this week, so I understand your confusion that we might also be a place that would care about mass shootings.

03.04.2025 21:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You sound British

03.04.2025 20:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Haunted question I got asked and can’t shake is what if @greatdismal.bsky.social’s most influential coinage won’t be “cyberspace” but “the Jackpot”

03.04.2025 16:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of All The President’s Men, of “Deep Throat” (Hal Holbrook) smoking a cigarette in a dark parking lot with the subtitles “The truth is, these aren't very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

Screenshot of All The President’s Men, of “Deep Throat” (Hal Holbrook) smoking a cigarette in a dark parking lot with the subtitles “The truth is, these aren't very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

Forever timeless

03.04.2025 00:03 👍 169 🔁 30 💬 2 📌 0

Economists today are feeling a little like climate scientists for the last 30 years.
Not a fun club.

03.04.2025 13:07 👍 340 🔁 53 💬 9 📌 3