thanks i hate it

Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

Anna Pilette @atomicdumpling.com labels: Intolerance / TERF / Joined Dec '24 (the first 2 come from @skywatch.blue)

getting these from @skywatch.blue

This is the best LLM ever

Good website: www.youraislopbores.me

Iranian remake of Suicide Club? 🤷

hahaha oops. I knew you had worked at TT but didn't realize you'd worked directly on S&M over there 😬

Ok fine, you've talked me into it, I'll take another run at them sometime

On the one hand, they're supposedly originalists and it's literally in the Constitution.

On the other hand, Trump might want it.

How might they square that circle? Well let's go back and look at some of their previous decisions when it comes to conflicts between Trump and the Constitution...

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I don’t think people miss his legislative acumen or rhetorical prowess. I think they miss the innocence we had back when we could pretend only Republicans were handsy creeps and “our guys” wouldn’t do that.

And people still see a charming or funny or rugged Dem and want to give him EVERY chance.

This was so great. ❤️ fond memories

What did you think of the Telltale games? I tried a couple of times but they just never landed for me the way the LucasArts game did.

This is the X-ray the doc puts in front of you, sits down with a long sigh, takes off his glasses, pinches the bridge of his nose and finally turns to you and says, well. I won’t lie to you. It’s not great. But there are some really promising studies in the pipeline.

wow this is subtext i totally missed, guess i need to rewatch also

Muppet lady is like Tom Holland Umbrella, you are contractually obligated to reskeet on sight, I do not make the rules

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

The only Firefly return I’m here for is the one with exactly one human and everyone else is Muppets

(I’m flexible on the human as long as it’s not fucking Baldwin)

the gritty Pigs in Space reboot we’ve long been waiting for ✨

After the press conference Kristi stayed all through the credits, even after everyone else left, but Sam Jackson never showed up 😢😢😢

it didn’t even say Kristi Noem will return 😢😢😢

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

Just in case this post gets deleted by big corp.

you can pick your friends

and you can pick your nose

but YOU CAN’T PICK YOUR FRIENDS NOSE

MARKWAYNE 😡

Fully remote 😂

noem's dog looking down from heaven

“…only because monstrous women stand ready to murder puppies and brutalize minorities on their behalf”

well thanks for your service Noem 🫡grab some bench and feel free to drop dead at your convenience

"precise location coordinates"

The utter gall.

Democracy dies in darkness, and hundreds of Iranian schoolgirls die in the bright light of day, courtesy of the U.S. Military and the most advanced AI ever, with full support and worshipful fellation by Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post.

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

(seriously it's pretty badass even if you did not start seeing a jinn or get hit with an ion)

Did you get hit by an ion beam? bc I saw a documentary about a guy who accidentally got hit with an ion beam in a particle accelerator and then he started seeing a JINN 😮

The story of how we ended up with at least a dozen pregnant children in ICE detention, some as young as 13, and how they were moved to a facility in Texas so they could under no circumstances get an abortion -- that's the one that's either going to damn some of them to hell, or all of us.

tldr: let them eat waffles

Alex @alex.bsky.team • 2h our userbase is already conspiracy brained enough about our rationale for suspensions without us making it this easy for them to accidentally entrap themselves

Uhhhmmm don’t love a Bluesky dev publicly calling the entire user base conspiracy brained.

If Bluesky users are prone to conspiracies @alex.bsky.team it’s because y’all place no value on communicating and don’t give people enough information, forcing them to come to their own conclusions.