Well now I really need some scientist to publish a paper on the health benefits of hooking up with girls in club bathrooms.
"Researchers report a 12% increase in the procedure's efficacy when accompanied by someone pounding on the door saying 'yo what the fuck?'"
Dolls love stuffed sharks, tall socks, and blades on sticks. What can I say?
But I f I’m going to be pedantic (and I was assigned pedantic at birth, I come by it honestly) it’s a guisarme but not a glaive; the concave blade makes it a billhook-guisarme. This style specifically is an Italian bill.
Five stickers of the trans battle flag (a black Guisarme diagonal on a blue, white, and pink background)
For an upcoming zine fest I asked a friend to make stickers of the trans battle flag (by @jackalpants.bsky.social ). Because he’s a madlad he made regular, glossy, sparkly, starfield, and matte translucent variants.
Also I asked for 2 dozen and got like 60.
Gonna slap these fuckers everywhere.
Good morning people of the East Coast, THOT Crimes is now live, the sluttiest heist game you've ever seen!
#zinequest #zinemonth
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If it helps, I had to restrain myself from shouting at a coworker and had a nice ten-minute cry in the stacks today so like, it’s possible that the world itself is wrong. Maybe there’s some Mercury in Gatorade bullshit going on.
They say the best revenge is a life well lived, but that's unobtainable for most of us. The second best revenge is pushing them off a cliff.
Okay I watched episode one and it was AMAZING so thank you for introducing me to this I am so very excited for more.
I am not familiar but I AM excited to watch, thank you!
“Magical starlight harmony, go!”
[My magical girl transformation sequence begins. I float into the air, spinning in place as ribbons of shimmering rainbow wrap themselves around me. As the music reaches a crescendo, I land deftly on the ground, wearing the same grubby clothes but holding a gun.]
One must assume, one must.
(I was going for a sort of Hikari MagicaRiot breathless monotone but it’s all good.)
((…hard to say, you ditched me. I could’ve been anywhere.))
Oh huh wow did you show her any other new experiences tell us more?
It's that time again, babes: Girl Scout Cookie Season!
You want them, we will have them in like a month, so now is the time to pre-order your favorites. Get 'em delivered, get 'em shipped, just get 'em!
I think of all trans women as my sisters, except for the ones who I want to have sex with, because that would be weird.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over at work.
(Under my breath) “Oh cool we’ve invented a bold new alphabet where we can put the letters in whatever fucking order we want, huh?”
Seriously I say that to myself at least once a day.
I love it I want it I need it
Oh my GOSH I am so jealous! James Acaster is a treasure. Hope y’all had a fabulous time!
[loudly, trying to convince the other people at the coffee shop that I actually understand the book I’m reading]
“Wow, they really ARE tommyknocking!”
If it’s any consolation, I too feel like I’m growing older all the time,
Looking older all the time,
Feeling younger in my mind!
So here I am,
Doing everything I can,
Holding on to what I am,
Pretending I'm a superman!
An anthropomorphic mouse from Animal Crossing says “It’s real important for me to keep up my voice training.”
An anthropomorphic mouse from animal crossing says “eh, I’m more of a melee girl anyway.”
… Animal Crossing, you can’t just copy me like this what the fuck.
Attn: @pst1953.bsky.social
My favorite part was when she said “it’s melaniain’ time” and melaniaed all over those guys.
Sweetie you are ALWAYS gorgeous but some days you are simply extra-sharp.
I’m a steward for my local. This hasn’t been on our radar whatsoever. Whether we could or should take collective action notwithstanding, we’d need to talk about it!
Frankly, the most cynical part of me feels like “general strike now!” is being pushed by chuds as a weak effort to get liberals fired from their jobs for not showing up.
If we really had a general strike, you would need to hear about it more than a week before it happens.
Genuinely surprised by the people who think that a general strike is happening today.
Like. An ad-hoc plan with no organization, follow-through, or plans for those who can’t afford to leave work? A rounding error in financial loss which will be corrected tomorrow?
Strikes are good. This ain’t one.
She is!
I don’t recall if she has a catchphrase (I’m not really deep in supers lore) but her universe’s Peter Parker turned into the Lizard when trying to be a hero like Spider-Woman, and Gwen accidentally killed him and was wanted for his murder for some time.
She’s the one that Spider-Verse chose to make blatantly trans-coded in the second movie, without making her actually trans, because they are Cowards.
… would it be better if I used Spider-Gwen as a touchstone?
