Ashlie Weeks, Esq.

None taken

He gets it lol

I'm just in the way clearly

Since we're no longer on twitter I thought I would bring back my daily fit checks that photobomb Machetie's selfies.

He didn't skip a beat.

This is exciting.

Hey y'all

Try to have a good day 🫶

❤️

🤣

Of course

I ordered some new crew socks so I got that going for me which is nice.

Probably

Good Lord you are terrible. I'm a double major and English is one of them. I'm also a lawyer and will begin getting my MBA at Harvard. I know exactly what it means and used it deliberately. I don't even know why I'm acknowledging your stupid post. Get lost.

Ok so it's only 293 days until Christmas.

We should divide up into teams.

I'll white board the plan and we'll get started.

Stay frosty people.

I have to trim tiny dog's nails this weekend.

I would appreciate some reinforcements. Former military would be great. Special forces. Bring your Kevlar.

Me to my dogs: why on earth are yall barking right now

Dogs: last time we checked we're dogs

Me: touché

Same for several years

WOLVERINES!!!

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

So I guess it was either World War III or drag queens reading books to our children.

Even if they're racist and sexist and homophobic I still can't understand it. It's so much death for the world's biggest loser's personal vendettas and crimes cover ups. Astounding.

Jeepers

It has to be more than that. This is their lives. The lives of their children. I believe it goes beyond that but can certainly include it.

I can't wrap my very educated mind around any military members-present or retired-along with their family members-who can continue to support the creature in the WH who doesn't give af abt them in any way at all & who dodged the draft numerous times bc he's a coward. No one can make this make sense.

I am the pirate who can't touch anything

I voted for him too.

If you have not seen the movie, Drop Dead Fred I frankly feel sorry for you.

Thé DOJ is taking down Epstein files from the website as often as Noem uses her blankie on the DHS plane.

It would have no doubt been wired to the account & it would've immediately raised red flags w the bank's fraud detection division given the length of time the acct was open & the size of the one and only deposit. Subpoena the bank records.

And to think we don't even have access to view the dumpster contents in that cranium of his.

Agreed

I do not take pleasure in stating this. It makes me sick. It's an embarrassment this is the state of our country but if we want democracy back we have to give the larger public what they feel "comfortable" with. Pile on me if you want but I am exactly right.