demon core vidal

yes

someday i will figure out why the xfiles is SO soothing to fall asleep to

best $2 i ever spent to redownload a game i think i have bought 4 times now??? because it is a Perfect Game.

oops i forgot to post or look at my phone all day bc i spent the day with my Best One @krisstraub.com and also i got a switch from @cortanav.bsky.social last night, so i immediately downloaded saints row 4 lmao

i love how many blocks i get every time i talk about rapists or my rape or anything regarding sexual violence and predation. it makes me feel very safe here.

how much louder can this dude be a fucking rapist

the bad thing about bluesky is the people who created it and every single decision they make

the cool thing about bluesky is a lot of people i deeply respect get to read all my jokes about cum

mmmm, that’s the good stuff right there

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w e a s k e d w h o f o r w h a t n o w

i am making my peace with it bc it’s three 3s, but it’s just not the SAME

and eva mendes, but i have… absolutely no opinion on her at all

also, i hate to be this person, but i am in $60,000 of debt and running on extremely limited funds, so if you are able to help me AT ALL, i am regretagarbo on everything and there are links in my bio 🖤

getting extremely bad vibes from the new social worker in the pitt, but i genuinely can’t tell if i’m just prejudiced against gingers with atrocious haircuts?

idk i still don’t trust this fucking social work guy

STILL can’t believe the dude who plays whitaker is british

i remember going to sam’s club and seeing people watching madden on the DREAMCAST being like “wow, it looks *just* like real football!” people will convince themselves of anything

YEP

IT’S UP

THREE MINUTES TO PITT

happy birthday to me, fuckin’ penn jillette and

*exhausted exhale*

… sam bankman-fried

i posted about it a few months ago and it mysteriously disappeared 👁️

upper lip has so much migration too. it’s ROUGH

lmao

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WHO is signing me up for spam lists. i hate you.

i do not need a military grade laser. i’m fine.

i need to get ready to go out BEFORE the pitt, but i don’t wanna move

like genuinely, do you think she can close her eyes all the way???

i actually, honestly cannot believe this. the brow lift/probable upper bleph situation is BONKERS

this is why instead of telling people where i was going and what i was doing, i just posted a cryptic instagram story 2 days ago i am hoping most people forget about. 4D chess

really hoping for an EXTREMELY lowkey night out tn with a cozy amount of people because my ankle is in fucking agony tbh