Sua 👒🎤🌸

YESSSS WE ARE THE SAME

I bet people have been making fun of me for being excited for days instead of just saying something oh well

Two characters from a cartoon. One is in the background with their hand on the foreground character’s shoulder. The background character says “ I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Steven” to which the foreground character Steven replies “damn”

just experienced this meme irl

NEVER HEARD OF HER

This is also why I like drunk Aussie!! It’s punctuation.

WHAT IS A FARBTONER

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

I think it’s nice when dudes refuse to use gendered slurs but a well place bit of non sexual vulgarity is the cheapest way to make me laugh. If you put bitch in anything imma giggle about it. Calling appliances cunts is high art for my shitass sense of humor

Poochy died on her way back to her home planet. A bantha sat on her. On a freighter. Tragic. For the bantha.

he’s dead to me goodnight

absolute ass

like girl

you worked as the office manager

I do IT

our jobs basically never touch unless we’re hiring and even then it’s strictly limited

Oh also I got her that job

She got fired for taking too much time off when we got acquired. she disappeared and collected checks but didn’t come in to work bc her boss was transferred. So they fired her

She told everyone I got her fired

These are the type of people that harass me. Wild

hehehehe ♥️

Two characters from a cartoon. One is in the background with their hand on the foreground character’s shoulder. The background character says “ I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Steven” to which the foreground character Steven replies “damn”

just experienced this meme irl

First I’ve heard of it LMAOOOOOOOOO

oh no it’s the Steven Universe meme

To their credit I am also not normal when I feel my friends are taking heat for any reason. I’ve scared so many men by chasing them and barking like a dog when they catcall my friends. I’m literally insane.

She wasn’t very smart so she kept getting caught in lies. Pretty funny. She hates me now and that’s ok.

I was so confused so I just sorta let it go and waited for more information. I texted him to never come to our place of work and also some insane things.

It turns out she was just cheating on her bf who was also my friend. But she told me he was stalking her to explain why I’d see him around? LOL

Claire and Chompy are good people. I’m also insane when people come for my friends

Here’s an amazing story though

One time I freaked out and told a dude I’d do things to him because he was stalking my friend and kept showing up where she and I both worked

Then I saw them going to lunch???

That person (my stalker of 10 years) just wants money so I’m pretty sure she’s using Lana for that. She’s been broke forever but told me she’s moving to LA all of a sudden. I think she sees a meal ticket in Lana and Lana’s friends are super loyal. Messy and sad.

Their friend allied with the person who doxxed me and my mom and my name and now they’re all friends with that person. It’s extremely nasty and it makes me sad.

and their beefing friend is beefing with me because of a girl who was on a trip last April that I paid for and hosted. We’re coming up on a year of those people harassing me in waves. They got caught up in it again and I’m just tired. I was furious at first but now… nothing but the best to them.

Brother I’m trying to be honest with you because I would hate for you to happen upon it without context and grow to hate me. I think she’s very cool and talented. I supported her and Chompy on ko-fi for a rly long time and I’m not bitter. They owe me nothing. Their friend IRL is beefing w me

kari why capitalize bantha

why capitalize anything

Wish it worked better but better late than never

It’s so funny how long these revelations take for my brain

After thinking about it I think that my friends’ increased stress levels as a result of me being harassed are worth consideration tbh. They’re being harassed too :’) so even though I think harassment is dumb and I’m not scared, I do want to give my friends a gd break

selfie of me sitting in a blue chair. Olive the orange tabby cat is stretched across my lap with her paws hanging over my side. You can see her right hind foot in the corner of the frame. It's so cute. she looks indignant, as always.

LOOK

IT'S A LION

OH MY GOD