the very merriest (gay hockey edition)

Oh I know, but at first I *thought* it was a stain and went damn, he’s just like me fr

Representation for the Big Tittie Spilling Stuff On Our Shirts community
#connorstorrie #heatedrivalry

My brother has gone no contact with our mom and I feel like the sword of Damocles is hanging over me waiting for the fallout to happen 😫

Also imagine being one of these guys’ wives. Gone for 16 hours a day 6 days a week. Great if you hate your spouse, I guess!

Armand is enchanted by his arms akimbo running style as he runs away screaming. Yes.

There’s a deleted scene on her website where he has ONE Russian teammate. One.

Go on. Say more.

It really was so good, you know…when it was good

about how there’s nobody else in the world for them, only each other. Ilya cries first. It was his idea but he quickly realizes he’s girlbossed too close to the sun.

Shane & Ilya would try to have some kind of picking up a stranger in a dark nightclub role play but then they wd both get too upset about the idea of cheating on each other and end up having sweet missionary sex while crying into each other’s mouths >
#heatedrivalry #hollanov

That song is a BOP

True Men’s Thighs Appreciators get it

We may not be rich in money, but we are rich in cute boys wearing ikea monkey coats

🚨 IKEA MONKEY COAT ALERT 🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL #connorstorrie

Correct on both counts!

You have my vote 🫡

Yes this is the real reason

LET! HER! COOK!

There needs to be more thigh fucking in Heated Rivalry fics. Why do they even have those thighs if nobody is fucking them, I ask you?!

Oh but there was a bowl with Cheetos and red Gatorade on the counter and you know he doesn’t consume anything with red dye 40, he bought those for Ilya 😭

If I had named one of my children something stupid like Kip then you would definitely know he was my least favorite

I read the books several years ago and thought they were fun, good *for hockey romance* bc we’re grading on a curve here. The characters are really fun, the writing is…fine? The show has absolutely improved on it.

I love the show AND I’m critiquing it, get you a bitch who can do both

But Jeremy everybody needs to know if you don’t like the thing everybody else likes because that makes you better than them

What’s it like to have no taste? Idk, couldn’t be me

Why is the Heated Rivalry feed all people complaining that they don’t like the show or the main couple isn’t compelling or that the stakes aren’t high enough

Hi hello

Reheat that Rivalry